# Sequential Threads: Now with more cowbell! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252 "2010-02-24T13:41:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/21 "2010-02-26T03:55:20Z")
\*\*The scariest thing you can think of How long has it been since… Dinner at the James Beard House, NYC \*\* My God, it’s been ten years! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/22 "2010-02-26T08:55:44Z")
**Well, my new cockatiel is already injured. WTF, cats?!?** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/23 "2010-02-27T00:47:46Z")
**Fun Things to Build in Your Spare Time? Jet packs! Get your jet packs here!** Homemade jet packs! For people who find commercially-built jet packs to be insufficiently dangerous! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/24 "2010-02-27T04:22:09Z")
**Leading Sunni party to boycott Iraqi election The Republican Obstructionist Tactic** So, the Republican party is now outsourcing obstructionism to other countries. Interesting. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/25 "2010-02-27T09:00:12Z")
**When have you been just utterly incapacitated by laughter? 1972 Munich Olympics and The Planet of the Apes** That’s a pretty f’ed up sense of humor right there. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/26 "2010-02-27T20:32:46Z")
**What kind of person is a Navy person? Gay Syrian Car Salesman** Really. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/27 "2010-02-28T00:53:32Z")
**Recommend a movie made since 2000 that you think most people haven’t seen. The two sides of aluminum foil** Wow, not even IMDB has heard of this one. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/28 "2010-02-28T06:51:53Z")
**For all those people who wanted a real fillibuster Why not abolish the Senatorial filibuster?** Yeah, of course…wait, what? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/29 "2010-02-28T08:24:53Z")
**The basic gist of your national anthem** **Fukeneh ! Go Canada Go** **I’m getting $830,000 from the United Nations “Global Relief Agency”- Whatever shall I spend it on?** **Stupid Things You Tell Your Kids To Get Rid Of Them.** **Ask the child of money** Well, that kind of backfired. **I feel old.** **I had no idea boobs could do that** I suppose the ravages of age are inevitable. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/30 "2010-03-01T00:55:42Z")
**Co-Worker Gets Surprise: $1,600,000 Deposited Into His Account! I’m getting $830,000 from the United Nations “Global Relief Agency”- Whatever shall I spend it on?** Wow, you two are lucky. I wish I had that kind of luck.☹ ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/31 "2010-03-01T01:10:13Z")
\*\*When have you been just utterly incapacitated by laughter? Dad in hospital. \*\* Now that’s just mean. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/32 "2010-03-01T03:43:26Z")
\*\*The hardest thing I have ever had to write. 2010 Olympics Closing Ceremonies \*\* You wrote it all by yourself? That’s pretty impressive. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/33 "2010-03-01T07:10:31Z")
**What’s the worst way to go? Going to Spain! (tips, suggestions, etc. appreciated)** The worse way? Put yourself in a box and mail yourself there. Make sure you have air holes though. ---
**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/34 "2010-03-01T07:58:18Z")
**Battles your parents won’t give up on How can I get my son to EAT?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/35 "2010-03-01T15:59:49Z")
**What’s in your “Room 101”? Your own conception** ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/36 "2010-03-02T02:13:23Z")
From my “subscribed threads” page: **A Straight Dope Murder Mystery. Part 4. The Celebrity Death Pool 2010 What’s the worst way to go?** I sense a theme. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/37 "2010-03-02T09:29:26Z")
**Overheard in the break-room… Co-Worker Gets Surprise: $1,600,000 Deposited Into His Account!** ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/38 "2010-03-02T13:25:45Z")
**Add this to the list of ways I do not want to go WTF, cats?!?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/39 "2010-03-02T13:34:52Z")
\*\*My boyfriend had to admit to me that he was right I’ll take Self-Delusion for 400, Alex. \*\* Yeah, he “admitted” you were “right”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/40 "2010-03-02T13:39:15Z")
\*\* What’s wrong with my la(w)nmower? Are there any other gods that died for me?\*\* Well, I tried praying to Toaster God and Lord of the Microwaves and nothing happened, so that can’t be a good sign. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252.md?page=3)