# Sequential Threads: Now with more cowbell!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 24, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252 "2010-02-24T13:41:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/81 "2010-03-04T19:26:24Z")

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\*\* Breast milk cheese!?

Why do all my Facebook personal ads have women with photoshopped breasts the size of basketballs? \*\*

Got milk?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/82 "2010-03-04T21:09:30Z")

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**Ex-Pro Athlete’s worst job?  
Did you spread your cheeks for Kevin Trudeau?**

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/83 "2010-03-04T21:26:22Z")

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\*\*Poll: Zombie Holocaust plans!  
What’s the psychology behind liking the wilderness and being in remote areas? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/84 "2010-03-04T22:20:36Z")

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\*\*Whats to stop me from being my own ISP?  
Women riding side saddle \*\*  
NOBODY expects the Elizabethan Inquisition!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/85 "2010-03-05T00:12:33Z")

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Yes, yes I do 😃

\*\*Who should we put on the $50 bill?  
Career politicians vs. “citizen legislators” \*\*

Uhm, except for Franklin, I thought we only put presidents on money.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/86 "2010-03-05T01:18:15Z")

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**WHY Does This Keep Happening to Me?  
Tell me if I’m overreacting to this (lots of cursing likely)  
Air Traffic Controller lets his child control air traffic**

Wow, I only thought there was the one incident. I didn’t know kids controlling air traffic was a multiple occurrence. But anyway, no, you have a right to be upset about that. Especially if you’re a pilot.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/87 "2010-03-05T01:59:17Z")

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\*\*Alternatives to green beans to supplement a dog’s diet with  
Breast milk cheese!?

Having A Perpetual Cold This Winter Finally Paid Off  
Bad (First) Date Stories: You Know You’ve Got 'Em

A grieving person of another religion asks you to pray with them. Do you do it?  
Would you throw a party for yourself?\*\*  
Doesn’t that deserve a reward like a party?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/88 "2010-03-05T13:40:50Z")

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**Breast milk cheese!?  
Bad (First) Date Stories: You Know You’ve Got 'Em**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/89 "2010-03-05T13:54:22Z")

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\*\* 5% of Americans think sex isn’t sex!?

This is why there are darwin awards \*\*

It’s Sexual Selection in action!

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**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/90 "2010-03-05T14:54:19Z")

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**This is why there are darwin awards  
Add this to the list of ways I do not want to go**

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/91 "2010-03-05T15:14:37Z")

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\*\*Ask The Woman That’s Currently PMSing

Add this to the list of ways I do not want to go \*\*

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/92 "2010-03-05T16:15:21Z")

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Is public transportation a cesspool of disease?  
Zombie Holocaust plans!

I have another pregnancy question  
Was the word ‘pregnancy’ used in polite conversation before I LOVE LUCY?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/93 "2010-03-05T16:25:33Z")

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\*\* Well, I’m an idiot. But shouldn’t the gas company have sent me at least one warning?

This is why there are darwin awards \*\*  
Dear Customer:

Don’t look for gas leaks with a candle.  
Sorry for not mentioning this earlier.

– The Gas Company

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/94 "2010-03-05T18:03:27Z")

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\*\* A question for the people who wear those new running shoes with all the toes showing

This is why there are darwin awards \*\*

This Darwin awards thread is just so versatile.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/95 "2010-03-05T18:34:21Z")

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**Power outage—how long will food in ‘fridge/freezer last?  
Question about carbon dating**

Not _that_ long.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/96 "2010-03-06T16:07:21Z")

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\*\*Boyfriend pillow: useful or uncanny?  
Add this to the list of ways I do not want to go

WHY Does This Keep Happening to Me?  
Who will be the next prominent politician caught up in a gay scandal?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/97 "2010-03-06T16:28:03Z")

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**Public Transportation Horror Stories!  
Casevac pilot flies on after being shot between the eyes**

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/98 "2010-03-06T17:01:53Z")

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**How would you feel about a caged bird in a retail store you were shopping in?  
Saving Your Tooth And Your Dog’s Testicles**

I think I’d want every store to have a bird like that!

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/99 "2010-03-06T17:08:22Z")

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\*\*Make up a cool superstitious belief.  
Saving Your Tooth And Your Dog’s Testicles \*\*

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN??

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/100 "2010-03-06T20:51:36Z")

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**How good are your teeth naturally.  
Americans, tell me about the social significance of “perfect teeth” by expensive dentistry  
Poll: How much cash is in your wallet right now?**

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