# Sequential Threads: Now with more cowbell!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 24, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252 "2010-02-24T13:41:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/101 "2010-03-07T14:41:01Z")

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\*\*100 Wonders to see before you die. How many have you seen?  
Officer directing traffic from inside his car \*\*

99 to go…

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/102 "2010-03-07T15:38:07Z")

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**killing moles  
How Hard To Install heater Coil On Dishwasher?**

Now that’s just mean. Better to just bop them on the head.

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**Author:** ![Twoflower](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twoflower/32/22_2.png) [@Twoflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Twoflower)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/103 "2010-03-07T19:09:57Z")

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\*\*Most money ever wagered on a single bet?  
where to invest 80K  
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Maybe not the safest investment …

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/104 "2010-03-08T16:27:49Z")

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**MMP - a generally crappy Monday  
So I finally took the Christmas tree down…**

I can see how this ruined Monday.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/105 "2010-03-08T18:04:54Z")

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**My wife and I have increased our Darwinian fitness!  
WHY Does This Keep Happening to Me?**

There’s this neat little invention called the condom - ever hear of it?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/106 "2010-03-08T18:38:30Z")

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\*\* Anti-gay republican gets DUI after leaving gay nightclub  
WHY Does This Keep Happening to Me?\*\*

Well, Congressman, perhaps you should preach a little more according to what you practise…?

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**Author:** ![beatlejuice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a8b319/32.png) [@beatlejuice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beatlejuice)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/107 "2010-03-08T19:02:33Z")

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Casevac pilot flies on after being shot between the eyes

Add this to the list of ways I do not want to go  
or  
Got technical questions about firearms? ask the sport shooter!

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/108 "2010-03-08T19:39:13Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> \*\* Anti-gay republican gets DUI after leaving gay nightclub  
> WHY Does This Keep Happening to Me?\*\*
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> Well, Congressman, perhaps you should preach a little more according to what you practise…?

Aw, man, you beat me to it. My comment was going to be, “You could stop those persistent gay rumours if you’d stop being persistently gay.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/109 "2010-03-09T13:45:10Z")

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\*\*Who gets the ‘big money’ in Washingon?  
Income inequality – good or bad?  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/110 "2010-03-09T14:43:36Z")

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\*\* Big Bang Theory 3/8 “The Precious Fragmentation”  
What exactly is meant by “comic timing”? \*\*

Ask Jim Parsons

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/111 "2010-03-09T14:52:41Z")

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\*\*Spring cleaning – a tidying swap-meet MMP  
Woman crashes car while shaving her coochie

Woman crashes car while shaving her coochie  
My cockatiel is so flippin’ awesome!\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/112 "2010-03-09T15:02:49Z")

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**Is there a way to smell your own breath?  
Business Opportunity: How should I go about this?**

Great idea! I’m franchising _Do You Offend?_ kiosks in malls and airports. For only $5, our sophisticated smellware analyzes your breath and body odor on the patented Disgustometer, gives you a reading on a scale of 1-10 and sends the odor back at you so you can see how bad it really is. Handy dispensers for breath mints and deodorant will also be available. Be prepared for that crucial business meeting or first date!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/113 "2010-03-09T15:35:54Z")

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\*\*  
Woman crashes car while shaving her coochie

It hurts so good…

Have you ever had a ‘lame excuse’ really happening? \*\*

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/114 "2010-03-09T18:38:53Z")

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**Death certificate question: Can you make out cause of death on this?  
Pneumonia**

Asked & answered.

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**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/115 "2010-03-09T20:14:26Z")

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\*\*What Are The Warning Signs That A Retail Store Is Folding?  
Republicans turned off . . . \*\*

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/116 "2010-03-09T20:16:58Z")

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\*\* And I thought U.S. Pennies were worthless…  
Basic facts you learned late in life that you didn’t really know.\*\*

**How to induce labour  
Ladies, what’s the best beauty advice you’ve acquired over the years?**

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**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/117 "2010-03-09T20:19:17Z")

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\*\*Saving Your Tooth And Your Dog’s Testicles  
Palin claims to have used Canadian Health Care \*\*

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**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/118 "2010-03-09T21:09:56Z")

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\*\*Redressing post-coital

Old Folks: Stand up and be Counted\*\*

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/119 "2010-03-09T21:48:18Z")

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**Redressing post-coital  
What would you think if you saw this?**

Why did they do this in a public place?

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/120 "2010-03-09T23:43:22Z")

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**Moving to Florida, specifically Orlando…  
Old Folks: Stand and be counted**

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