# Sequential Threads: Now with more cowbell! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252 "2010-02-24T13:41:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/121 "2010-03-10T01:18:44Z")
\*\*Make up a cool superstitious belief. I’ll take Self-Delusion for 400, Alex. \*\* But what kind of self delusion? \*\*The strongest man in Egpyt…er, what? Dad in hospital. \*\* Dad probably shouldn’t have said “Prove it!” \*\*“I haven’t read the thread yet, but…” Don’t even try to tell us it’s not plagiarized! \*\* Isn’t that a little unfair? **Decided:Smokers are not people I pit Senator Bunning for killing seniors** No, no, no Senator Bunning! It’s smokers! Smokers! ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/122 "2010-03-10T02:53:53Z")
\*\*What Are The Warning Signs That A Retail Store Is Folding? Annie-Xmas is injured. \*\* :dubious: You calling our beloved Annie a shopaholic? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/123 "2010-03-10T03:46:56Z")
> [@dhkendall](#): > > \*\*What Are The Warning Signs That A Retail Store Is Folding? > > Annie-Xmas is injured. \*\* > > :dubious: You calling our beloved Annie a shopaholic? Maybe she was inside when it was folded; that has to hurt. ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/124 "2010-03-10T04:13:47Z")
**Palin claims to have used Canadian Health Care** **Death certificate question: Can you make out cause of death on this?** Oh come on. It’s not _that_ bad. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/125 "2010-03-10T08:15:39Z")
**Jazz Standards What Happened To Sugar Cubes?** Was that a Miles Davis tune? ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/126 "2010-03-10T16:10:41Z")
\*\*Poll: Pi, from memory I made a mistake … \*\* …67584- oops, 8_5_382… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/127 "2010-03-10T17:38:00Z")
\*\* Shodan: Sneaky in Las Vegas What size crockpot?\*\* Some would suggest the extra-large size with vacuum-sealed lid…but that sounds harsh. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/128 "2010-03-10T20:22:15Z")
**Finish the Sentence: If You’re Happy and You Know It Am I missing something, or was this lady just insane?** **Are next-door neighbors in Europe like neighbors in the US? Photo - real or Photoshopped (CAUTION: Possibly disturbing picture)** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/129 "2010-03-10T21:47:16Z")
\*\*Cancer + No Insurance = ? Death by grapes? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/130 "2010-03-11T00:43:52Z")
\*\*Wingdings humor? – or, this has GOT to be deliberate. Can’t find unlined Planner pages. A little help here please? Here, you are a Doper, but elsewhere, what are you? Introverts and Extroverts What do YOU see in the Economy? Reload this Page Signing Up for Free Trials when You Will DEFINITELY Not Subscribe\*\* That’s right people only purchase free stuff when they have no money. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/131 "2010-03-11T00:47:27Z")
**I am not a bad mother because I don’t volunteer at school! Live Foaling Cam** So you do it over the Internet instead? A valuable contribution to sex ed, I suppose. \*\*Is Europe more/less/just as diverse as the US? Monogamy, polygamy and social chaos \*\* That sounds pretty diverse all right. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/132 "2010-03-11T09:49:50Z")
**Am I missing something, or was this lady just insane? Woman crashes car while shaving her coochie** You didn’t miss anything. The lady was insane. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/133 "2010-03-11T12:47:31Z")
\*\*Not Coming To A Theater Near You Corey Haim has died… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/134 "2010-03-11T17:39:28Z")
\*\*What do YOU see in the Economy? Choice of pain: Momentary screaming agony or barely tolerable ache. All day. Every day. List the last ten things you paid for Where are you on the sexual map? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/135 "2010-03-11T17:49:10Z")
**Kindergarten son having trouble staying on task Choice of pain: Momentary screaming agony or barely tolerable ache. All day. Every day.** Uh…have you considered _positive_ reinforcement? ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/136 "2010-03-11T18:23:49Z")
\*\* Buildings on Fire Near My Office (London) President Obama is right across the street! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/137 "2010-03-11T18:59:25Z")
\*\*Perversion Scale - What do you think is the most perverted act… Your own conception \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/138 "2010-03-11T22:33:14Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*Not Coming To A Theater Near You > Corey Haim has died… \*\* \*\*Corey Haim has died Conan O’Brien Comedy Tour Award Winning Movie Trailer Taking a Leak on the Moon\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/139 "2010-03-12T01:32:24Z")
**People who have never had a pet Where are you on the sexual map?** Are you trying to imply something? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/140 "2010-03-12T14:11:56Z")
\*\* Banning salt in New York restaurants? Do authors ‘salt’ their [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) and other online reviews? \*\* In New York that’s banned [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252.md?page=8)