# Sequential Threads: Now with more cowbell!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 24, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252 "2010-02-24T13:41:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/141 "2010-03-12T14:58:48Z")

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**Street View for the whole UK!  
Filth!**

The close-ups can be so unflattering.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/142 "2010-03-12T17:22:36Z")

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**Chinese farmers tie up eagles so chickens can get revenge on them  
Do Cisco and Ellen Page really expect us to believe that?**

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**Author:** ![ThePylon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@ThePylon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThePylon)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/143 "2010-03-12T17:52:06Z")

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\*\*Street View for the whole UK!  
Strangest and maybe saddest thing I’ve ever seen \*\*

Erm… quite.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/144 "2010-03-12T23:22:16Z")

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\*\* Is this sentence grammatically correct?  
big-ass ships: why just one engine/prop?\*\*

No, you must capitalize “big-ass”.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/145 "2010-03-12T23:54:39Z")

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**Females: Do you groom your pubic hair?  
National Oral Sex Day**

Your guy won’t want to be having to stop to spit 'em out all the time…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/146 "2010-03-13T01:19:28Z")

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\*\* Taking a Leak on the Moon

Plausible lunar weapons.  
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\*\*Do you eat to help cope with emotional issues?

National Oral Sex Day

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/147 "2010-03-13T01:29:11Z")

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\*\* Who should we put on the $50 bill?

Could it work without money?  
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Naaaah! Then they’d just be trading cards

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/148 "2010-03-13T01:32:44Z")

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\*\*Japanese whale whores

Nice to know Japan has wingnuts too…  
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Boy, there are a lot of sequential threads worth pointing out tonight!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/149 "2010-03-13T01:43:43Z")

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\*\*Trampoline on the Moon

What Theme Park Attraction is This?  
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NASAland

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/150 "2010-03-13T03:15:25Z")

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**Woman crashes car while shaving her coochie  
Street View for the whole UK!**

I bet it was.:eek:

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/151 "2010-03-13T08:25:20Z")

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**National Oral Sex Day  
Poll: Do you eat to help cope with emotional issues?**

Yes, I cope with emotional issues by eating pu…uhm…never-mind.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/152 "2010-03-13T08:28:48Z")

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\*\*   
Japanese whale whores  
Nice to know Japan has wingnuts too…\*\*

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**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/153 "2010-03-13T10:39:01Z")

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Would pigs eat a human being?  
Help me train my pig.

(thankfully, two different posters in GQ)

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/154 "2010-03-13T15:47:10Z")

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**"I’m gonna live forever" says my grandpa  
And you so nearly got away with it**

Missed it by _that_ much!

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/155 "2010-03-13T16:35:16Z")

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\*\* “Pray to End Abortion” … so what exactly are they praying FOR?

Fast Food- Eat In & Take Out Buttons On the Cash Register \*\*

I’m pretty sure that’s not the right answer.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/156 "2010-03-13T21:43:54Z")

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**White people who are afraid of black people  
You’re trying to ban SALT?!**

Well, _that’s_ not going to be very effective.

Maybe you should ask Dan Rather for some alternative suggestions…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/157 "2010-03-13T21:48:02Z")

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\*\* Do you eat to help cope with emotional issues?  
Business Opportunity: How should I go about this?\*\*

Another great idea! I think I’ll open up a restaurant where the help screams at you, calls you names, then offers a choice of comfort food.

“You asshole! Try the meatloaf.”

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/158 "2010-03-14T04:17:15Z")

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**Federal Judge Says Vaccines DON’T Cause Autism  
Kind eyes?**

No, they don’t cause it either.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/159 "2010-03-14T05:51:02Z")

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From New Posts:

**Does bacon really expire?  
Would pigs eat a human being?**

Not if they’re expired.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/160 "2010-03-14T22:36:47Z")

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**Why do we get the chills?  
Wolves Attacking People?**

That would give me the chills.

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