# Sequential Threads: Now with more cowbell! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252 "2010-02-24T13:41:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/161 "2010-03-14T22:42:29Z")
**What performer would you pay $200/ticket to see? Tales of the Zombie War** I take it they’re an alternative act or something? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/162 "2010-03-15T22:30:36Z")
**Help me train my pig. One Dead Rat. Should I expect more?** Yes, that’s a seriously underachieving pig. Show him the thread about bacon expiring. ---
**Author:** ![Torpor\_Beast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71e660/32.png) [@Torpor\_Beast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torpor_Beast)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/163 "2010-03-16T09:30:19Z")
**What can I do about this? (Older man hitting on my child!)** **Oh Noes! The FBI caught ON to me!! Need Answers Fast!** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/164 "2010-03-16T20:34:41Z")
**Someone ruined my law Should I check in on my ex-girlfriend?** If she owns a back hoe, definitely. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/165 "2010-03-17T06:22:54Z")
**Ran over a wild animal. Do you go stop or go back? People who don’t eat their feelings** I’m sorry about the possum. But hey, it was tasty. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/166 "2010-03-17T15:11:27Z")
**For the love of your country, fill out your census form! Don’t even try to tell us it’s not plagiarized!** Yeah, it’s probably pretty obvious if you copy somebody else’s census form. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/167 "2010-03-17T16:10:15Z")
\*\*Apartment dwellers: Why do you pickle yourself in loud music? Someone ruined my lawn\*\* I don’t really see how that will help, but OK… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/168 "2010-03-17T16:59:24Z")
\*\* Gingerbread boy comes out of oven. Baby in oven. Dammit. No baby. DAMMIT.\*\* Have you checked the oven? ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/169 "2010-03-17T18:28:40Z")
**I Think I Ate At Sam n Ella’s Cafe 852 Commerce Ave, Cairo, Illinois** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/170 "2010-03-18T12:27:48Z")
**Ran over a wild animal. Do you go stop or go back? Things to do in Niagara Fals with 4yo** Never mind that Falls thingie, Junior, let’s go make us some roadkill! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/171 "2010-03-18T13:49:22Z")
**Suggestions for a Second Date National Oral Sex Day** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/172 "2010-03-19T00:10:23Z")
**Can you look at your own eyeball? Stoned (and roach and joint)** Asked and answered. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/173 "2010-03-20T01:29:37Z")
**Abuse of GPS Anybody Pub-crawling tonight?** ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/174 "2010-03-20T04:06:16Z")
\*\*Ever Smelled a Decomposing Human Body? Axe body spray is formulated by Satan himself… \*\* Okay, I don’t particularly like the spray, but this _might_ be an exaggeration. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/175 "2010-03-20T17:08:24Z")
**Ever Smelled a Decomposing Human Body? Anyone seen Liberal lately?** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/176 "2010-03-20T17:35:02Z")
**Dorian Gray is… 25 Pages of Offensive Words** Hunh - I thought it was longer than that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/177 "2010-03-21T16:21:38Z")
**Weirdest pregnancy symptom, and getting revenge on my brother-in-law How do you like your breakfast eggs?** I really don’t want to know what you have in mind. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/178 "2010-03-22T21:08:58Z")
**Ask the Freemason So, you want to start a cult? Phase one!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/179 "2010-03-23T12:58:42Z")
**Weirdest pregnancy symptom, and getting revenge on my brother-in-law Please help indentify this scifi novel.** _I Gave Birth To Chthulu And He’s Eating My In-Laws_ was a Lovecraft spin-off that was serialized in “Amazing Stories” in 1928. Sales were sluggish. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-now-with-more-cowbell/530252/180 "2010-03-23T13:12:10Z")
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