# Sequential Threads of Doom...oom...oom! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571 "2006-10-23T15:06:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/1 "2006-10-23T15:06:54Z")
From New Threads: \*\*What’s the stupidest statement someone around you has made Vegemite Is Now BANNED In America! \*\* Of course that’s stupid. You can still get Vegemite as long as it’s in a container of four ounces or less! From MPSIMS: \*\*Dogs love pumpkin So How Did our Dogs Learn To Manipulate Us? \*\* Such is their love of pumpkins that the manipulating to get it came naturally. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/2 "2006-10-23T15:49:43Z")
\*\* White Elephant? Could you keep your grubby mitts off my lunch? And your teeth, too? \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/3 "2006-10-23T16:05:44Z")
**The high price of ammo How would you handle this (neighbor problem)?** ::sidles nonchalantly out of thread:: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/4 "2006-10-23T19:43:39Z")
\*\*Books from your childhood that hold up well Should Sulu be gay? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/5 "2006-10-23T20:27:03Z")
\*\* What’s the stupidest statement someone around you has made? I predict that there will be a 6 or 7 blade razor \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/6 "2006-10-23T20:53:19Z")
\*\* Why is this total stranger in my bathroon at 3 in the morning? Detroit man arrested after erotic pursuit of mannequins \*\* He’s hiding with the manequin in your bathroom at 3 in the morning ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/7 "2006-10-24T03:03:53Z")
In GQ: **Question for scholar of Judaism – very specific Pork Ramen Endangered?** I don’t think someone is clear on the concept… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/8 "2006-10-24T12:25:34Z")
\*\*Vegemite Is Now BANNED In America! Marmite ad banned from kids’ TV after parents complain of terror and nightmares \*\* They’re banning the --mites! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/9 "2006-10-24T14:38:42Z")
\*\*Detroit man arrested after erotic pursuit of mannequins Being An Adult Sucks Sometimes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/10 "2006-10-24T15:52:08Z")
**Why the hell would any woman want NuvaRing? Trying new things on first dates** \*\*How many practising Catholics are there here? What were/are your favorite drinking games? Kinks in sex \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Smitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Smitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smitty)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/11 "2006-10-24T18:21:03Z")
**I can see clearly now, the LASIK’s done** **How many of you are there?** Sounds like it didn’t work so well, after all. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/12 "2006-10-24T19:59:18Z")
\*\*Being An Adult Sucks Sometimes Please don’t phone my testicles. \*\* Being an adult _male_ sucks, anyway… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/13 "2006-10-24T20:49:08Z")
\*\*Need to find a “healthy pill” for my child… Being An Adult Sucks Sometimes My first drug test. \*\* I see getting a lot of mileage out of that “Adult Sucks” thread title. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/14 "2006-10-24T20:50:29Z")
MPSIMS hits a quadruple home run: \*\*Happy/Merry HalloThanksMas The MMP Come again? (Things you’ve misheard) False Religion is Coming to an End! What’s the stupidest statement someone around you has made? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![aclubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@aclubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aclubs)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/15 "2006-10-24T21:37:10Z")
From MPSIMS: \*\* Zombie Walk at Monroeville Mall! I woke up half deaf today. \*\* Explains itself ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/16 "2006-10-25T01:28:20Z")
From MPSIMS: **Has a dream ever helped you? She gave me a straw…** ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/17 "2006-10-25T03:14:42Z")
From MPSIMS: \*\* Wikipedia on 0.999… = 1 False Religion is Coming to an End! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/18 "2006-10-25T15:19:20Z")
\*\*Happy/Merry HalloThanksMas The MMP False Religion is Coming to an End! Make up new saints \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/19 "2006-10-25T15:31:19Z")
From the Pit: **The Internet Explorer 7 interface is horrendous We Are So FUCKING Doomed!** ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/20 "2006-10-25T15:35:38Z")
From IMHO **Who is going to be the most effective sentor/congressman? Examples of career change needed.** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571.md?page=2)