# Sequential Threads of Doom...oom...oom! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571 "2006-10-23T15:06:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/21 "2006-10-25T21:05:26Z")
I’m going to a toasty place for this one: \*\*Guys, how long does it take to grow a beard I hate being a political football. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/22 "2006-10-26T08:27:59Z")
**What’s the stupidest statement someone around you has made? Why oh why do you refrain from your own feelings, girl?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/23 "2006-10-26T12:38:43Z")
\*\*Where does one buy a Priest getup? Halloween Costume Connundrum \*\* OK, not funny, but appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/24 "2006-10-26T12:57:02Z")
\*\*What’s the least expensive thing by mass? New Pennies? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/25 "2006-10-26T17:22:28Z")
\*\*Ask the guy who works with marine mammals \Manatee! Oh! Manatee! Where do y’all think you’re goin?\ \*\* Just too perfect ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/26 "2006-10-26T17:53:27Z")
\*\*Very Short stories Is Lost over for you? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/27 "2006-10-27T00:55:11Z")
**NJ Supreme court approves gay marriages Is this a lame wedding idea?** ---
**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/28 "2006-10-27T00:59:59Z")
\*\* Dear NPR ombudsman How do I change party affiliations? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/29 "2006-10-27T01:12:33Z")
\*\*What’s the stupidest statement someone around you has made? Dolphins are evil (long and pointless) \*\* Then, down the page, there’s: \*\*Ask the guy who works with marine mammals I’m a killer of thousands. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/30 "2006-10-27T10:03:37Z")
\*\*So What is Live Journal? The oldest gay men I’ve ever seen \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/31 "2006-10-27T10:21:40Z")
And… **State some controversial beliefs that you have. The Border Fence Is Not a “Berlin Wall” Tomndebb you are a hypocritical pussy. okay. Now you disgust me Madonna. Rush Limbaugh is a dick of the highest order** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/32 "2006-10-27T13:37:42Z")
\*\*Halloween is coming! Post the squckiest, most ghoulish thing you can think of Being An Adult Sucks Sometimes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/33 "2006-10-27T13:58:18Z")
**New Indy/Raiders Movie? What’s so bad about diamonds?** Indy uncovers a lost diamond mine, retires from exploring and lives as a playboy…_with a curse!_ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/34 "2006-10-27T14:27:09Z")
\*\*Ladies - strapless short dress advice please What would you wear when applying for a part-time seasonal job?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/35 "2006-10-27T17:36:50Z")
\*\*OMG that’s better than sex! 4,000 Books in the Dumpster \*\* Well, only if you get there in time to rescue what you want. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/36 "2006-10-27T19:42:57Z")
My wife wants pepper spray, what do you think? What is your Adult Beverage of choice? ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/37 "2006-10-27T20:10:12Z")
New Posts: **Can you fart in front of your coworkers with impunity? OMG that’s better than sex!** OK, whatever floats your boat . . . ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/38 "2006-10-27T20:11:56Z")
\*\*I feel like poking myself in the face with a fork! OMG that’s better than sex! \*\* I think now we’ll get a lot of Sequential mileage out of the “OMG” thread ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/39 "2006-10-27T20:26:42Z")
\*\*Muslim Cleric says Unveiled Women=Tools of satan! Dolphins are evil (long and pointless) \*\* How about if the Dolphins wear Veils? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/40 "2006-10-27T21:12:29Z")
\*\*American Sign Language gesture? Being An Adult Sucks Sometimes \*\* I know the one finger gesture for that! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571.md?page=3)