# Sequential Threads of Doom...oom...oom!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 23, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571 "2006-10-23T15:06:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/41 "2006-10-27T22:05:59Z")

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Another one with the “OMG” thread:

**The Icelandic Phallological Museum  
OMG that’s better than sex!**

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/42 "2006-10-27T22:47:06Z")

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Another one from New Posts:

**Is there a name for this kind of speaking?  
Quandoque bonus dormitat Homerus.**

D’oh!

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/43 "2006-10-28T00:18:12Z")

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From the Pit:  
\*\*State some controversial beliefs that you have.  
Rush Limbaugh is a dick of the highest order \*\*

Hey, **Diggleblop** did specify “controversial” 😉

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/44 "2006-10-28T02:32:15Z")

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MPSIMS

**The Icelandic Phallological Museum  
The oldest gay men I’ve ever seen**

(You’ll have to make up your own punchlines. I’ve been awake too much the last couple of days.)

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/45 "2006-10-28T03:22:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Malacandra]  
**The high price of ammo  
How would you handle this (neighbor problem)?**

::sidles nonchalantly out of thread::  
[/QUOTE]

Going for a remake of “Mars Attacks,” are we?

::: notes Malacandra’s name on Eldils of Doubtful Loyalty List :::

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/46 "2006-10-28T08:13:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Polycarp]  
Going for a remake of “Mars Attacks,” are we?

::: notes Malacandra’s name on Eldils of Doubtful Loyalty List :::  
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::: causes **Polycarp** ’s trousers to become a ‘body of different movements’ :::

**Hey America! Aussies Are A Threat To Us!!!  
The oldest gay men I’ve ever seen**

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/47 "2006-10-28T12:14:26Z")

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From right here in MPSIMS:

**Anybody have any good scary stories to tell kids?  
Dolphins are evil (long and pointless)**

I like a little more meat to my scary stories, but hey, if it works for you…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/48 "2006-10-28T12:43:20Z")

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\*\*I feel like poking myself in the face with a fork!  
A Disillusioned Republican! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/49 "2006-10-28T14:19:27Z")

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Right now in Cafe Society:

\*\* Are the literary James Bond and the movie James Bond at all different?  
I s James Bond a sociopath?  
Daniel Craig is NOT handsome enough to be James Bond \*\*

All James Bond, all the time.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/50 "2006-10-28T14:51:51Z")

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IMHO just now.

\*\* How many practising Catholics are there here?  
Where does one buy a Priest getup?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/51 "2006-10-29T02:32:47Z")

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From MPSIMS:

Anybody have any good scary stories to tell kids?

I feel like poking myself in the face with a fork!

:eek: 😃

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**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/52 "2006-10-29T02:56:47Z")

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In MPSIMS:

**Is this a lame wedding idea?  
Choose my race-day t-shirt!**

Umm…yeah, just a bit.

Susan

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**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/53 "2006-10-29T05:50:09Z")

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\*\*Halloween is coming! Post the squckiest, most ghoulish thing you can think of  
A Disillusioned Republican! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/54 "2006-10-29T18:12:46Z")

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\*\*Halloween is coming! Post the squckiest, most ghoulish thing you can think of  
Anyone seen Lewis Black live? \*\*

\*\*What’s the stupidest statement someone around you has made?  
Vote for Boobs! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2006, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/55 "2006-10-30T14:15:22Z")

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\*\*  
Need libido enhancement  
How would you feel about a boys only weekend trip? \*\*

Who is this posting, Michael Jackson?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/56 "2006-10-30T18:18:28Z")

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\*\* Need libido enhancement

Cordless Drills

\*\*

This sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2006, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/57 "2006-10-31T05:40:27Z")

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From New Posts:

\*\*What do you think the “Next Big Thing” is?  
White Elephant? \*\*

Well, they \*\*_are_ \*\* big, but will they catch on?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/58 "2006-10-31T16:15:45Z")

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\*\*Where can I purchase ultra~sharp blades?

Is it possible to throw knives like in the movies?

\*\*

I sense trouble brewing.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/59 "2006-10-31T16:24:36Z")

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\*\*A good week for naked Canadian officials

It really IS a small world after all.

\*\*  
Size apparently does matter.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/60 "2006-10-31T16:32:22Z")

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\*\* Vegemite Is Now BANNED In America!

Off to Afghanistan \*\*

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