# Sequential Threads of Doom...oom...oom! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571 "2006-10-23T15:06:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2006, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/61 "2006-10-31T17:23:50Z")
\*\*Describe your worst headache. Cordless Drills \*\* Yeah, I know what you mean. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/62 "2006-10-31T17:34:37Z")
\*\*Oh, for the love of…they hit our car AGAIN!!! My life is full of coincidences! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/63 "2006-10-31T18:16:37Z")
\*\*How long should brakes last Crash! \*\* Should have asked sooner… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/64 "2006-10-31T20:02:37Z")
\*\*I s James Bond a sociopath? So how do you like your martinis? \*\* Shaken, but not clinically insane. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/65 "2006-10-31T20:09:52Z")
Separated by one, but worth the stretch: \*\* If monkeys evolved into people, then how come there are still monkeys? Who cares for personal care monkeys? \*\* To care for the Personal Car Monkeys, of course! They’re personal personal care monkey care monkeys! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/66 "2006-10-31T20:28:13Z")
Another "Separated By One, But I HAD to post it: \*\* $cientology Trek: Cruise Short Listed for Next Star Trek Film The Gay Star Trek Character \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/67 "2006-10-31T21:28:30Z")
From right here in MPSIMS **Study: Elephants can recognize their reflections in a mirror A Disillusioned Republican!** Ahh, but can a disillusioned elepnant recognize its reflection? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/68 "2006-10-31T21:37:07Z")
\*\*Just when I thought the South was getting past the stereotypes… I admit it, I’m a bigot. \*\* There you go dredging up those stereotypes again. ---
**Author:** ![Papermache\_Prince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Papermache\_Prince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papermache_Prince)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2006, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/69 "2006-10-31T22:03:32Z")
Seen on MPSIMS – **Bird Flu Strain is Contageous Between Humans Just shoot me now** ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/70 "2006-11-01T15:38:28Z")
New Posts: **It was a dark and stormy morning - an MMP Has anyone actually read the “It was a dark and stormy night” book?** Yeah, and it was, um, still dark and stormy. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/71 "2006-11-01T17:34:41Z")
\*\*Anyone recognize this Japanese cartoon? Should Sulu be gay?\*\* I suspect it’s in the “Hentai” section. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/72 "2006-11-01T18:45:47Z")
\*\* Halfowe’en! (or, help me create a holiday) Halloween Pictures thread \*\* How about a **Halfoween** pictures thread? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/73 "2006-11-01T19:13:38Z")
GD: **If President X Suspended the Constitution, what would WE do? Prostitution?** Don’t you mean “President XXX”? [bowm chicka-bow-wow-wow] ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/74 "2006-11-02T02:17:27Z")
MPSIMS **I admit it. I’m a bigot Spooks in your family tree** Dear God… ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/75 "2006-11-02T06:28:34Z")
Now it’s: \*\*Spooks in your family tree. Just when I thought the South was getting past the stereotypes… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/76 "2006-11-02T13:33:35Z")
\*\*Television series has perfect title My Fingers Are Purple! \*\* Of course, all the kids just call it MFAP. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/77 "2006-11-02T15:22:04Z")
IMHO: \*\*What to do in Little Rock? Make a famous person President! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/78 "2006-11-02T15:32:22Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] personal personal care monkey care monkeys! [/QUOTE] Band name! Shortened to ppcmcm for short, of course. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/79 "2006-11-02T19:34:01Z")
CS: \*\*Who would you cast as Rebecca? Corpse actors \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/80 "2006-11-02T19:40:40Z")
\*\*You know you’re REALLY mad at your Hubby when … I have decided to become a Sith Lord. \*\* Wow. Anger really does lead to the Dark Side. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571.md?page=5)