# Sequential Threads of Doom...oom...oom!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 23, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571 "2006-10-23T15:06:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/81 "2006-11-02T22:00:33Z")

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\*\*Install IE 7 or not?  
Where’s Al Gore? \*\*

If anyone should know about stuff for the internets, it would be Al.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/82 "2006-11-03T03:27:38Z")

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BBQ:  
\*\*What will the Republicans do to top this?  
Fuck the Drunk — Fuck the State  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/83 "2006-11-03T04:42:16Z")

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From New Posts:

\*\*What do giraffes sound like?  
Favorite Christmas albums? \*\*

I could swear that I heard one that sounded just like Bing Crosby but that may just have been the drugs singing.

From MPSIMS:

\*\*Things everyone knew but you  
The October Surprise \*\*

Um, now that it’s November, won’t someone let me in on what surprise was?

Please?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/84 "2006-11-03T16:15:05Z")

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\*\*What’s the stupidest statement someone around you has made? Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Ted Haggard \*\*

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**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/85 "2006-11-03T16:32:00Z")

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From Cafe Society just now:

**Bob Barker retiring**  
**So who should replace ol’ Bob Barker?**  
**Corpse actors**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/86 "2006-11-03T16:57:18Z")

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IMHO:  
\*\*Where’s Al Gore?  
Halifax? Toronto? Calgary?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/87 "2006-11-03T18:34:05Z")

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\*\*What will the Republicans do to top this?

Keith Olbermann for President  
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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/88 "2006-11-03T18:45:37Z")

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From Great Debates:

**Has war ever solved anything?  
Prostitution?**

I dunno; I always figured wars led to large numbers of lonely (horny) young men going off to distant places, far from their families…

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/89 "2006-11-03T20:55:06Z")

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From MPSIMS:

**I’ve done a terrible thing to my daughter.  
I’ve decided to become a Sith Lord.**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/90 "2006-11-04T14:19:41Z")

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\*\*My family was so White Bread that…  
Doogie Howser’s gay? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/91 "2006-11-04T21:37:02Z")

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\*\*People with hair: How much money would it take to get you to shave your head?  
If a stylist screws up your hair… \*\*

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/92 "2006-11-05T14:58:02Z")

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\*\*I did a terrible thing to my daughter

I had to put my cat down today. It was very nice.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2006, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/93 "2006-11-05T15:10:17Z")

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Did you ever try to talk a friend out of getting married?

My New Upstairs Neighbor Has the Kids This Weekend. (Rantish. Sort Of. Maybe.)

death by hanging or firing squad… which would you choose?  
😃

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/94 "2006-11-05T17:19:08Z")

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From GQ:

**Gay Men: Public Toilets?  
Republicans and Applebee’s**

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/95 "2006-11-05T20:35:21Z")

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**Things everyone knew but you  
Sequential Threads of Doom…oom…oom!**

Oh, wait. I started this thread so I guess I did know about it. Carry on.

**EJsGirl,** LOL.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/96 "2006-11-06T00:44:49Z")

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\*\*Saddam Gets Death

Death by Smoking!..Pics to follow! \*\*

Wow, that’s a novel way to go…\*\*

How about a “trick or treat” you little motherfuckers?

So let’s hold off on stabbing our neighbors in vigilante justice for just a moment… \*\*  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/97 "2006-11-06T03:46:20Z")

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\*\*When does a boy become a man?  
When was your first wrinkle? \*\*

An interesting interpretation.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/98 "2006-11-06T15:16:08Z")

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\*\* Dick Cheney to spend election day going hunting  
death by hanging or firing squad… which would you choose? \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/99 "2006-11-06T16:14:06Z")

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\*\*I killed a rabbit today

Dick Cheney to spend election day going hunting  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/100 "2006-11-06T16:15:20Z")

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\*\* Worst (best) example of the Peter Principle at work?

NFC East 2006 - 2007 [NFL]  
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