# Sequential Threads of Doom...oom...oom! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571 "2006-10-23T15:06:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/101 "2006-11-06T16:42:38Z")
Tell me about your home pregnancy test experiences. I killed a rabbit today ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/102 "2006-11-06T18:05:27Z")
\*\*Texas Republicans campain for dead candidate White Elephant? \*\* Why, yes, I do believe that they turn white after they die. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/103 "2006-11-06T18:27:44Z")
\*\*My family was so White Bread that… White Elephant? \*\* Ma! That elephant’s the same color as my sandwich!! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/104 "2006-11-06T20:08:49Z")
\*\*Republicans and Applebee’s Why Are Asians More Adventurous In Their Culinary Habits? \*\* Because they’re not Republican? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/105 "2006-11-06T21:32:43Z")
\*\* My family was so White Bread that… Yep, it’s hopeless. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/106 "2006-11-07T05:46:56Z")
MPSIMS: **"The Black Dog Eggplant" and other False Friends. Food: 2031 A.D.** OMG! _Canus Aubergine is_… um, what it says on the label, actually. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/107 "2006-11-07T06:30:21Z")
MPSIMS **I’m getting kicked out of my appartment Why did the salmon cross the road?** ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/108 "2006-11-07T06:30:35Z")
**Guess I won’t be wearing those anymore… Such Weird Things People Leave Behind** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/109 "2006-11-07T11:30:00Z")
**Help me out, ladies: Did I just get hit on? Two Cops Just Knocked on My Door… I have now guaranteed that every man in a 50 mile radius will run at my approach…** :eek: > [@Eve](#): > > Tell me about your home pregnancy test experiences. > I killed a rabbit today Brilliant! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/110 "2006-11-07T13:21:21Z")
\*\* Gay Republicans – how will the Party deal with them? Push Button to Destroy Earth \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/111 "2006-11-07T13:58:54Z")
MPSIMS: \*\* Why did the salmon cross the road? Food: 2031 A.D.\*\* Only a matter of time before these line up with **The Dolphin Plan to Invade the Land** – Driftnet revenge Sci-Fi spectacular! It’ll be the original _Orca!_) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/112 "2006-11-07T18:02:11Z")
\*\*What’s better on a woman? If a stylist screws up your hair… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/113 "2006-11-07T18:09:30Z")
\*\*Why do women’s periods syncronize? Eye socket depth \*\* Quite a day for female misinformation via Sequential Threads ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/114 "2006-11-07T18:33:45Z")
\*\*Two Cops Just Knocked on My Door… Sequential Threads of Doom…oom…oom! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/115 "2006-11-07T19:19:18Z")
GD\*\* So, who won the freaking election already? Smug Voters? \*\* Whoever they vote for - _we lose_ (dum dum DUUUUUMMMm.) ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/116 "2006-11-07T19:34:44Z")
\*\* Among the political opposition, whose opinion do you respect? Smug Voters? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/117 "2006-11-08T04:39:02Z")
\*\*‘Dear God, I hope you got my letter and…’ How do I go about “coming out”? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/118 "2006-11-08T12:46:47Z")
\*\*Argh. My eye. Oh Lips, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? \*\* Revolt of the Body Parts. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/119 "2006-11-08T18:01:46Z")
BBQ Pit: **How in the World is Rumsfeld Still Sec’y of Defense? Rumsfeld to Resign** Well…that answers that. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/120 "2006-11-08T18:14:16Z")
**How in the World is Rumsfeld Still Sec’y of Defense? Prostitution?** That explains a lot, actually… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571.md?page=7)