# Sequential Threads of Doom...oom...oom! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571 "2006-10-23T15:06:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/121 "2006-11-08T18:54:09Z")
\*\*What I told my boss today… Show Me Your Blog! \*\* He showed me the door instead. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/122 "2006-11-08T20:28:21Z")
\*\*I need opinions on vinyl and wood-clad vinyl windows. What’s better on a woman? \*\* This gives new meaning to the phrase, “She’s as big as a house.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/123 "2006-11-08T21:08:28Z")
\*\*Show Me Your Blog! “Naked man arrested for concealed weapon” \*\* Cover up that Blog! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/124 "2006-11-08T21:29:17Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*What can my friends’ kids call me? “Naked man arrested for concealed weapon” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/125 "2006-11-08T22:10:38Z")
\*\*Who were the wisest men in history? Archimedes, Newton, or Einstein: who pulled off the biggest paradigm shift? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/126 "2006-11-09T08:32:33Z")
\*\*If the world was ending, what is the very first thing you’d do? Virginia Senate recount? \*\* There wouldn’t really be much point in that, would there? **Sampiro, You Magnificent Bastard! The Straight Dope Message Board needs an icon** He has my vote! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/127 "2006-11-09T13:08:20Z")
\*\*Giant killer snails are attacking! Walk! Walk for the hills! I have now guaranteed that every man in a 50 mile radius will run at my approach… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/128 "2006-11-09T13:08:37Z")
Cafe Society: \*\*Deep fried butter I’m looking for a good Orson Welles biography \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/129 "2006-11-09T13:18:51Z")
And in MPSIMS (showing the thread starter): \*\*Giant killer snails are attacking! Walk! Walk for the hills! Eve Today 08:06 AM The first creeping signs of senility \*\* Bad News, Eve ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/130 "2006-11-09T14:29:57Z")
IMHO: \*\* If the world was ending, what is the very first thing you’d do? Why would anyone want to live on the moon?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/131 "2006-11-09T15:13:10Z")
\*\*There was an otter in my yard today!!! Stuff left infront of my house \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/132 "2006-11-09T15:44:49Z")
New Posts: \*\* Backside firework prank… Fecal matter loses!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/133 "2006-11-09T18:03:06Z")
\*\*How do I find a new home for my dog? How easily do you scare? \*\* Just how big is that dog, anyway? \*\*A question for folks who have gone through Chemo or Radiation therapy. Do you like pranks? \*\* Ha ha! We lied! You didn’t have cancer after all! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/134 "2006-11-09T21:23:00Z")
\*\* Overused plots in your (otherwise) favorite show? Ed Bradley has Died \*\* Have four threads on this was overused and excessive ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/135 "2006-11-09T21:53:56Z")
\*\*Goddamn dirty hippies (Starbucks-related) Stuff left infront of my house \*\* This is made funnier when you realize that hippies have become a sub-theme in the second thread. \*\*bad dream or ghost? Angel or moth? \*\* _You_ decide! **Kid logic “We’re not at war. War ended a long time ago” says army recruiter** We’ve _got_ to get older Army recruiters! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/136 "2006-11-09T22:18:55Z")
GQ: \*\*Why does cheap cheddar cheese lose its flavor so quickly? Scottish vs Irish vs English Cheddar \*\* What, are you calling Scottish cheddar cheap? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/137 "2006-11-10T20:49:00Z")
\*\*Why must men pretend they don’t want to sleep with women? Help me plan a 3 day getaway with the wife! \*\* Don’t tell her you booked a room in a hotel. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/138 "2006-11-10T20:50:29Z")
\*\* New Chick Tract- with Baphomet Lizard! Yet Aother Evangelical Christian Leader Bites The … Dust \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/139 "2006-11-10T23:23:56Z")
**I am an idiot. Spectacularly non-earth-shattering news!** :o ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-of-doom-oom-oom/377571/140 "2006-11-12T01:15:29Z")
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