# Sequential Threads- short and sweet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/1 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")
\*\*Prostituition your stance? Love where you live? \*\* But don’t spread the love elsewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/2 "2009-10-30T02:59:12Z")
\*\*How do people get so fat? conspiracies and pseudoscience hubbajub \*\* “The Illuminati made me fat with orgone projectors!” **"Best healthcare in the world," huh? No big deal, right? She wasn’t your daughter** That’s cold. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/3 "2009-10-30T03:38:50Z")
\*\*American English has no word for … Anal Sex \*\* Um… actually, I can think of several. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/4 "2009-10-30T07:49:01Z")
**Tell Me About Your First Kiss (Y’know, the Elementary School One) Holy Crap I think I’m Pregnant!!** It doesn’t work that way. Didn’t you learn that in… Oh. Nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/5 "2009-10-30T09:46:37Z")
\*\*American English has no word for … Stupidity that deserves a (metaphorical) slap’n \*\* Oh, I can think of a few… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/6 "2009-10-30T13:19:57Z")
\*\*Busted: My Daughter Reveals My Family’s Rampant Domestic Abuse Accused of abuse and neglect Sequential Threads- short and sweet Autumnal Sequinox - The Fall of Sequential Threads ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/7 "2009-10-30T13:30:42Z")
**Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI) Anal Sex** Really? Thought it was rated pretty tame these days. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/8 "2009-10-30T15:51:06Z")
\*\*So, how can you tell if a hypnotist is any good? Anal Sex \*\* If he snaps his fingers and you suddenly come to, not remembering anything, but you now find yourself walking in a funny way… ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/9 "2009-10-30T16:35:12Z")
**More sci-fi with this theme?** **Anal Sex** **Tell Me About Your First Kiss…** **No big deal, right? She wasn’t your daughter** **Roid Rage** **Grr … stop posting your Obama hate crap on Facebook!** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/10 "2009-10-30T16:40:24Z")
**WalMart covers _all_ your needs… Ask the criminal mastermind about to take over the world** If anyone knows, they do. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/11 "2009-10-30T16:56:00Z")
\*\* Snowboarding out west - Recommendations? Anal Sex \*\* Paging the Butthole Surfers! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/12 "2009-10-30T17:23:09Z")
**$200,000 free dollars, what are you gonna do? Anal Sex** ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/13 "2009-10-30T19:19:15Z")
**Wal-Mart covers _all_ your needs…** **Holy crap, I think I’m pregnant!** ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/14 "2009-10-30T19:55:33Z")
There seems to be a running theme here… **Getting your kids drunk at home** **Anal Sex** I’m not going to Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/15 "2009-10-30T20:16:06Z")
**Phrases you’d think people would know So, uterus, you have foiled me again! (TMI…obviously)** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2009, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/16 "2009-10-31T02:07:35Z")
\*\* American English has no word for … How Do You Fake Being British? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2009, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/17 "2009-10-31T02:17:16Z")
**So a kid showed up at school today dressed as Hitler… Getting your kids drunk at home** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2009, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/18 "2009-10-31T03:02:16Z")
\*\*Swear to god, a Verizone guy came through my office saying, “Can you hear me now?” I started target shooting \*\* “Can you hear me no_ **BLAM!!** _” “Shuddup.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/19 "2009-10-31T03:33:17Z")
\*\*Dopers who have had influenza: what’s it like? Anal Sex \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/20 "2009-10-31T15:33:39Z")
\*\* How Do You Fake Being British? Anal Sex \*\* I guess that explains the Ministry of Silly Walks. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685.md?page=2)