# Sequential Threads- short and sweet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/181 "2009-11-15T12:08:42Z")
\*\*Windows 7 or vista…? time to get new glasses \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/182 "2009-11-15T16:18:06Z")
**Am I feeding my hamster enough? Too much? What sort of food stuffs should I donate to the poor?** How about a nice plump hamster? ANd maybe some eggsters. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/183 "2009-11-15T16:40:46Z")
**Have you seen my pig? Hi!** Oh, there he is! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/184 "2009-11-16T00:22:48Z")
\*\*This can’t be legal! (Housing discrimination) Canada - what makes Canada great \*\* In Canada there’s no housing discrimination. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/185 "2009-11-16T15:02:26Z")
\*\*Great Movies Worthy of Respect… Poll: Opinions on The Lion King (movie) \*\* IMHO, it’s a great movie worthy of respect. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/186 "2009-11-16T18:20:37Z")
**Please help me find a new murse. Ask the Nurse who works with Alzheimer’s and Related Dementias** No no, I clearly said **m** urse. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/187 "2009-11-16T18:55:20Z")
> [@Peak Banana](#): > > **Please help me find a new murse. > Ask the Nurse who works with Alzheimer’s and Related Dementias** > > No no, I clearly said **m** urse. We need [thread=539738]“No, I said M (mmm), not N!”[/thread] in this mix. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/188 "2009-11-16T21:50:01Z")
**Fighting for the belt Ask the Intergalactic Gladiator** OK, first question, that’s the heavyweight championship belt, right? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/189 "2009-11-17T03:16:42Z")
\*\*Absurd things you’ve seen lately My neighbor keeps getting naked! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/190 "2009-11-17T03:57:20Z")
Nobody – perhaps the Orion Belt? \*\*"In lieu of flowers, the family requests… " Panda Cam! Live Baby Panda \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/191 "2009-11-17T07:44:43Z")
\*\*Ask the Intergalactic Gladiator The Galaxy Dress \*\* Don’t you think fighting in drag is a little tacky? \*\*The Galaxy Dress Risqué jokes \*\* They both have a black hole in the center? \*\*Leonid Showers tonight Ask the Intergalactic Gladiator \*\* “Yes, those ARE the pieces of the guy who lost.” \*\*Panda Cam! Live Baby Panda Moral Panic Like It’s 1992! \*\* “This is obviously nothing but an attempt to cater to panda child molesters, who are a threat to the American way of life!” \*\*Odd Animal News F@ck You, Penguin! \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/192 "2009-11-17T15:00:17Z")
\*\*Do you usually go to bed alone? In praise of nurses!!! \*\* In other words _wink wink_ no. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/193 "2009-11-17T17:01:17Z")
\*\*Little things you forget ALL THE TIME dogs wearing clothing…just don’t do it! \*\* Oh dear… I put the dog in a sweater again, didn’t I? ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/194 "2009-11-17T18:10:28Z")
\*\*You have ONLY two choices. Poll: Pretentious Ass or Illiterate Oaf - time to choose \*\* Hurry! You only have seconds left… \*\*Christmas Gift Exchange 2009 Leonid Showers tonight \*\* Stella, I couldn’t give you the Moon, so instead, here’s a Leonid Shower. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/195 "2009-11-17T22:17:04Z")
\*\* Risqué jokes Let’s merge and be full partners! Oh wait, never mind, you can be my employee\*\* There’s a risque joke in here, I know it. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/196 "2009-11-17T22:28:04Z")
**Adopting a retired greyhound How much is that doggie in the window? Items that you always find for sale in truck stops.** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/197 "2009-11-17T23:10:50Z")
**"No, I said M (mmm), not N!" F@ck You, Penguin! I was threatened by an off-duty cop.** So… you’re a penguin with a speech impediment? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/198 "2009-11-18T13:40:02Z")
\*\*What have you misheard lately? Time for another “I just got laid off” thread. \*\* Really? Cool! How was she? \*\*My neighbor keeps getting naked! How much is that doggie in the window? \*\* Hey, just because they like to show off doesn’t mean it’s for sale. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/199 "2009-11-18T20:22:05Z")
\*\* Why do schools waste so much time teaching pointless stuff? Question regarding lockpicks and children \*\* Yeah – give them a practical education! Something they can use! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/200 "2009-11-18T22:47:23Z")
**Items that you always find for sale in truck stops. Good Customer Service** Well, that’s nice and all, but customer service is not an item. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685.md?page=11)