# Sequential Threads- short and sweet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/201 "2009-11-19T03:42:01Z")
\*\*Wild Hog Hunting Do you own a gun? \*\* “Naw, I hunt 'em with a knife, like a _ **real** _ man!” Hey, it worked for Rambo in First Blood ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/202 "2009-11-19T04:35:56Z")
\*\*Ask the guy with Locked In Syndrome Question regarding lockpicks and children \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/203 "2009-11-19T05:43:57Z")
**My neighbor keeps getting naked! Little things you forget ALL THE TIME** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/204 "2009-11-19T08:49:34Z")
**"In lieu of flowers, the family requests…" Las Vegas restaurant recommendations** Wow, what a bizarre funeral it must be. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/205 "2009-11-19T13:17:47Z")
Damn. Beaten to it. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/206 "2009-11-19T13:25:37Z")
**The lamest email scam to date: Now We Can All Be Hamsters (very useful)** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/207 "2009-11-19T14:43:44Z")
\*\*My neighbor keeps getting naked! How much is that doggie in the window? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/208 "2009-11-19T17:31:09Z")
\*\* Made to watch graphic anti-abortion film at school ? What are they teaching my kid in school? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/209 "2009-11-19T17:52:06Z")
\*\* My neighbor keeps getting naked! Odd thankgiving advertisements \*\* Depending on the neighbor, I could be thankful for that! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/210 "2009-11-19T22:03:45Z")
\*\* Magic Cacti! The Dreadful Cactus Wind \*\* There were three posts between that I eliminated, but, well, I just had to. Only _Magic_ cacti can produce a dreadful wind! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/211 "2009-11-19T22:09:12Z")
\*\*I have a Morton’s Neuroma in my foot Band Name! \*\* Morton and the Neuromas! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/212 "2009-11-19T23:15:02Z")
\*\*Imponderables Not sure whether to giggle at the cat or frown at the cop \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/213 "2009-11-20T00:22:13Z")
\*\* I met a Pit Bull Terrier today… \*\* by HelloKitty \*\* How much is that doggie in the window? \*\* I had to include the thread starter… ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/214 "2009-11-20T01:30:42Z")
\*\*Band Name! Magic Cacti! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/215 "2009-11-20T11:07:30Z")
From GQ: \*\* So you’ve damaged or destroyed something worth more than gold. Disappearing Facebook profile\*\* Aww, man, how _could_ you? I poured my whole _life_ into that Facebook profile! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/216 "2009-11-20T12:55:20Z")
\*\* Tips for Surviving This Time of Year? Don’t walk on the backs of hippos. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/217 "2009-11-20T13:27:54Z")
\*\*Little things you forget ALL THE TIME Don’t walk on the backs of hippos. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/218 "2009-11-20T17:23:01Z")
\*\* Risqué jokes Are clams really happy??? \*\* nudge, nudge ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/219 "2009-11-20T17:58:27Z")
**"They’re…mating…" Texas’ gay marriage ban may have banned all marriages** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/220 "2009-11-20T18:49:42Z")
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