# Sequential Threads- short and sweet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/241 "2009-11-22T12:31:03Z")
\*\*Is This As Funny As I Think It Is? Cop tases 10 year old. FBI investigates \*\* Depends on the noises the kid made. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/242 "2009-11-22T15:32:11Z")
\*\*How many sex partners per year have you had… Dressing For Job Interview For Part Time Low Level Jobs \*\* Insert your own joke about undressing for job interviews. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/243 "2009-11-22T22:45:15Z")
\*\*Sarah K. Palin, Will You Please Go Now? No, I don’t have $5 to give you for gas. \*\* Wow, things are that bad already? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/244 "2009-11-23T13:18:50Z")
\*\* New Rescue Cat (with obligatory picture) Ask The Cougar \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/245 "2009-11-23T14:39:44Z")
\*\* They say Sarah Palin isn’t smart enough to be POTUS (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4) Sarah K. Palin, Will You Please Go Now?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/246 "2009-11-23T17:55:44Z")
\*\*Biographies of people who faced their own mortality Jesus! (video of Linda Ronstadt and Bobby Darin) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/247 "2009-11-23T18:13:20Z")
\*\* What does your username say about you? I don’t care \*\* OK, I don’t have any imagination for my username either, but I wouldn’t put it _that_ way … ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/248 "2009-11-23T18:59:58Z")
**Sarah K. Palin, Will You Please Go Now? On call means your ass comes IN when I CALL.** So, which one is it? Do you want her to come in, or do you want her to leave? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/249 "2009-11-23T20:09:28Z")
\*\* What does your username say about you? I don’t care \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/250 "2009-11-23T20:33:23Z")
\*\*How does one track their winnings at a casino? Ninja Throwing Stars \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/251 "2009-11-24T00:44:35Z")
**Real or Scam? Cheap solar panels** Hey! These are just spray-painted poster board! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/252 "2009-11-24T07:26:58Z")
**What would surprise someone from 1959? Death wishes.** No, I’m pretty sure they existed back then too. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/253 "2009-11-24T07:29:13Z")
As seen from the main view of the forums: What perks do hot women get? Fresh Balls. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/254 "2009-11-24T07:30:16Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > As seen from the main view of the forums: > > What perks do hot women get? > Fresh Balls. 😃 You win. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/255 "2009-11-24T08:19:11Z")
**Hot Monkey Love Day is November 23 "They’re…mating…"** Well yeah, that’s the idea. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/256 "2009-11-24T18:26:39Z")
\*\*Why are '57 Chevys so popular? Death wishes. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/257 "2009-11-24T21:56:15Z")
\*\*What perks do hot women get? Crazy pecs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/258 "2009-11-24T22:21:12Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\*What perks do hot women get? > Crazy pecs > \*\* [Now with pictures](http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3596/hotwomencrazypecs.jpg)! Still not as awesome as my first one. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/259 "2009-11-24T22:58:10Z")
**Legal Question about Obscenity Law What’s the record for one-handed typing speed?** …Need Answer Fast? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/260 "2009-11-24T23:41:17Z")
\*\*Creepy Google Maps link Very Vaguely Creepy \*\* No, it’s pretty damn creepy, I tells ya! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685.md?page=14)