# Sequential Threads- short and sweet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/261 "2009-11-25T08:45:38Z")
**Bangkok’s Body Snatchers Very Vaguely Creepy** Mmmm, I think I’d send that one up the creepiness scale a bit. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/262 "2009-11-25T13:18:20Z")
\*\* I can’t believe someone actually used to wear this once… how often do you wear a kippah? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/263 "2009-11-25T15:35:46Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* I can’t believe someone actually used to wear this once… > > how often do you wear a kippah? \*\* People wear smoked herrings on their head? **Postal Truck in a red zone? Menstruation and orgasm** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/264 "2009-11-25T19:16:22Z")
**So, if you were looking for a job in Charleston, SC… Bangkok’s Body Snatchers** :dubious: I don’t know what kind of work they offer, but I’d be very cautious if I were you. **What’s The Longest Fight You Ever Had With Your Significant Other? My mom, I love her but she needs to stop sending me this crap** :eek: Your mom is your significant other? ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/265 "2009-11-25T20:46:22Z")
**No, I don’t have $5 to give you for gas. A hearty F**\* YOU\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/266 "2009-11-26T03:58:58Z")
**Let the holiday mini rants begin Laudnem, you’re an ass.** Not bad, but try to tie it in to a holiday somehow. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/267 "2009-11-26T08:56:38Z")
**Car dealership service writers…a question for you. What would you do…?** Uhm, you need to describe the circumstance first. **Dreams so odd they cannot even be expressed Made to watch graphic anti-abortion film at school ?** Wow, that would be a pretty odd dream. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/268 "2009-11-26T14:18:08Z")
\*\*Whatcha Readin’ Nov 09 Edition Thrilling Books. \*\* Could you be more specific? ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/269 "2009-11-26T15:43:47Z")
Sequential Threads is no longer short and sweet. When we get to page seven, someone start a new one. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2009, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/270 "2009-11-27T04:28:45Z")
\*\* Maybe I was Wooshed… Sonic booms. \*\* That’s a BIG whoosh ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/271 "2009-11-27T17:26:08Z")
\*\* I’m applying to be a restaurant server what should I know? How Long Will Lenin’s Corpse Last?\*\* I’m pretty sure they won’t ask that in the interview, but it never hurts to be prepared. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/272 "2009-11-27T18:22:36Z")
**Ever wondered if our universe is just the inside of a person? Adorable misconceptions I had as a kid.** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/273 "2009-11-27T22:05:15Z")
From New Posts: **This is beyond insane (proposed Ugandan bill regarding homosexuals) How long should I boil the carcass?** Man, those Ugandans are harsh! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2009, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/274 "2009-11-27T23:05:00Z")
**THE money shot: Have you ever? I want to earn a second income** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/275 "2009-11-27T23:43:11Z")
**My balcony is a racing pitstop Now that I have my snow tires on…** In that case I’d probably take them off if I were you. **How Long Will Lenin’s Corpse Last? Man, just let the dog die in peace** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/276 "2009-11-28T00:02:12Z")
**I don’t like opera, but … Star Trek: The Two Spocks** That would be the awesomest opera _ever_. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/277 "2009-11-28T04:58:48Z")
**Imminent sex after long hiatus. Should I lower her expectations in advance? Where do I start with this whole blogging thing?** :eek: No! Whatever you don’t blog about it. Keep this matter private between the two of you. **What perks do hot women get? A murder, a clue and a twist** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/278 "2009-11-28T09:42:23Z")
**What Will Happen in 2012? Ever shit yourself?** You will… mark my words. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/279 "2009-11-28T15:11:35Z")
\*\*Amy Winehouse. My first exposure Imminent sex after long hiatus. Should I lower her expectations in advance? \*\* Duuuuude. ☹ First mistake: your first exposure to Amy Winehouse should not be imminent sex after a long hiatus. For _either_ of you. Second mistake: _ever_ getting into the imminent-sex zone with Amy Winehouse. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/280 "2009-11-28T23:45:42Z")
**Sonic booms. Geez what a STENCH! A quick giggle for you - Michelle Obama** Oh, don’t be so childish. Farting is completely natural, even for First Ladies. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685.md?page=15)