# Sequential Threads- short and sweet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/281 "2009-11-29T04:13:56Z")
\*\*Fitting a 33" inch deep fridge into a 31" deep space How Easy Is It For A Woman To Get Pregnant? \*\* OK, I can’t be the only one with a dirty mind every time I read the first thread title … ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/282 "2009-11-29T12:49:06Z")
> [@Peak Banana](#): > > **Sonic booms. > Geez what a STENCH! > A quick giggle for you - Michelle Obama** - Story update! Breaking news:\* \*\* balloon full of fart and a pin Is there any law under which the White House dinner party crashers could be prosecuted?\*\* Well, if they frame the First Lady for farting during dinner, there had better be! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/283 "2009-11-29T15:37:01Z")
**What would you do if you cleaner was trying to curse you? Ever shit yourself?** ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/284 "2009-11-29T17:54:40Z")
**What Will Happen in 2012? Imminent sex after long hiatus. Should I lower her expectations in advance?** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/285 "2009-11-29T20:49:45Z")
\*\*Toothache. What’s the best way to kill the pain? Poll: Do you own a gun? \*\* It will kill more than the pain, though. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/286 "2009-11-29T20:53:24Z")
**How Easy Is It For A Woman To Get Pregnant? Advice, please: evaluating fertility clinics Imminent sex after long hiatus** Not the most humorous I’ve seen, but it works. [Pic](http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/8755/mozscreenshot.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/287 "2009-11-29T21:08:33Z")
**What are your favorite nintendo Wii games? Tiger Woods injured** It’s bad enough the media is making a mountain out of a molehill, but now the video game industry is exploiting this? Damn! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/288 "2009-11-29T21:19:32Z")
**Why are t-mobile salespeople so inept? Um, ur … no, wait, let me rephrase that** Nope, too late; you’ve already insulted them. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/289 "2009-11-30T01:04:31Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > **What are your favorite nintendo Wii games? > Tiger Woods injured** “Welcome to ‘Tiger Woods Injured.’ Please select type of injury.” “You have selected ‘Car crash.’ Please select level. I suggest ‘Wrong Way DUI.’” “You have selected ‘subdevelopment scratch’.” “Tiger has landed in ‘Emergency Room’.” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/290 "2009-11-30T01:10:29Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > “Welcome to ‘Tiger Woods Injured.’ Please select type of injury.” > “You have selected ‘Car crash.’ Please select level. I suggest ‘Wrong Way DUI.’” > “You have selected ‘subdevelopment scratch’.” > “Tiger has landed in ‘Emergency Room’.” That was pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/291 "2009-11-30T14:00:37Z")
\*\*What’s it like being in medical school? “Decade from Hell?” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/292 "2009-11-30T18:10:44Z")
**Fourteenth amendment question** **Why is my dogs anus swollen?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/293 "2009-11-30T19:56:58Z")
**Now that we’ve got advanced CGI they should make… Creepiest commercial ever.** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/294 "2009-11-30T22:11:24Z")
\*\*When leaving the house. What is a good brand of wristwatch? \*\* Ummm - one that won’t break? ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/295 "2009-11-30T23:26:11Z")
\*\*Take Cyber Monday and shove it. Stop Using “Cyber” in the Names of Online Promotions \*\* I mean it! Stop it right now! (As per OP’s request,we’re only 5 posts away from page 7, new thread should be started Real Soon Now.) ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/296 "2009-11-30T23:49:28Z")
**A hearty F** \* YOU But… I’m white… and I have a jacket! \*\* F\*\*\* you anyway! \*\*The long term effects of recession & middle class squeeze Atomic Bombings of Japan \*\* Eliminating the competition? \*\*How Easy Is It For A Woman To Get Pregnant? Guests and towels \*\* She: “I’m pregnant!” He: “I TOLD you not to use the guest towel!” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/297 "2009-12-01T00:17:02Z")
**Lou Dobbs for President Honduras elects a new president. What now?** Yeah Hondurans, how do you like a white guy taking away a job from you? Huh? HUH? ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/298 "2009-12-01T03:43:42Z")
\*\* You can’t leave the house When leaving the house.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/299 "2009-12-01T04:14:29Z")
\*\*Honduras elects a new president. What now? Atomic Bombings of Japan \*\* Okay, maybe they should bring back the old President… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/300 "2009-12-01T12:20:50Z")
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