# Sequential Threads- short and sweet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/21 "2009-10-31T20:42:46Z")
\*\*More sci-fi with this theme? This Is It. Do you want to see it? \*\* “Well, yes, or I wouldn’t have asked!” \*\*Why are my plum pits exploding? British Television Series \*\* “Hey, a rerun of _Absolutely Fabulous_!” - _POP!_ \* “Huh?” > [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* How Do You Fake Being British? > > Anal Sex > \*\* > I guess that explains the Ministry of Silly Walks. “The real traditions of the British Navy are rum, buggery and the lash.” - Winston Churchill ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/22 "2009-10-31T21:16:58Z")
\*\*What is the original “this is your brain on drugs”? Prince Charles Asked me to get him Tea \*\* If Chuckie asked me that, I’d assume my brain was on drugs ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2009, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/23 "2009-10-31T22:23:08Z")
\*\*How comfortable are you being naked in front of others? Doper Parents: What’s your kid gonna be for Halloween? \*\* Traumatised? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2009, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/24 "2009-10-31T23:35:43Z")
**Bloods or Crips How comfortable are you being naked in front of others?** Crip#1: “Don’t be stupid, man! How can we wear our colors naked?” Crip#2: “Body paint?” Crip#1: **smacks #2 on side of head** Blood:#4: “So…no naked drivebys from you guys.” **whew** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2009, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/25 "2009-11-01T00:14:54Z")
\*\*It’s official: I am now a gun nut I started target shooting \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2009, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/26 "2009-11-01T01:48:26Z")
\*\*I’ve never been drunk. You? I was hit by a drunk driver \*\* “…and after that I swore I’d never touch a drop.” ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/27 "2009-11-01T23:56:34Z")
\*\* I did it all by myself! Halloween Poison Candy Myth \*\* I also started the one about the used needles in the ball pit! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/28 "2009-11-02T00:04:38Z")
\*\*Anal Sex Penis Sensitivity Do College Cheerleaders Not Wear Panties… \*\* Say, what’s the name of that film, again? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/29 "2009-11-02T00:26:35Z")
\*\*Old-fashioned names in your culture/country Anal Sex \*\* “A common traditional name among my people!” \*\* Let’s pit Dopers who engage in debate with Starving Artist Against the Nazis \*\* Well, if he’s arguing for the Nazis probably they _ **should** _ debate him! Can’t let that slide. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/30 "2009-11-02T02:35:56Z")
\*\*Show me the (my) money!! British Money \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/31 "2009-11-02T03:09:32Z")
**I’ve never been drunk. You? I did it all by myself!** So, you’re saying somebody else usually gets you drunk? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/32 "2009-11-02T11:07:27Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > \*\*Old-fashioned names in your culture/country > Anal Sex \*\* > > “A common traditional name among my people!” There’s an even funnier line up in IMHO now **Old-fashioned names in your culture/country Anal Sex Penis Sensitivity** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/33 "2009-11-02T11:13:52Z")
**Wish Me Luck…DETOX, Baby! What’s Napa Valley Like in Late Fall/Early Winter?** Wrong place to detox at. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/34 "2009-11-02T14:46:52Z")
**Single ladies, if abortion were made illegal, would you think twice before you had sex? Does anyone have a headache disorder** Not tonight dear… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/35 "2009-11-02T15:37:58Z")
\*\* American English has no word for … Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI) \*\* I thought we had an over-rich vocabulary of those. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/36 "2009-11-02T16:03:23Z")
\*\*Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI) Presidential Salutes \*\* It always makes me “exercise the pocket veto” if you get my drift. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/37 "2009-11-02T17:59:18Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > **Wish Me Luck…DETOX, Baby! > What’s Napa Valley Like in Late Fall/Early Winter?** > > Wrong place to detox at. Several years back my brother did a stint at [this](http://www.duffysrehab.com/) place. He drank again the day he got out. Perhaps you’re on to something… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/38 "2009-11-02T18:21:14Z")
**It’s Autumn, and that means wonderful swarms of Box Elder Bugs! I started target shooting** Small targets, don’t you think? Though, I suppose, if you took a _shotgun_… to a _swarm_… ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/39 "2009-11-02T18:49:51Z")
**What scenes always bring tears to your eyes, for non plot / acting reasons? This Is It. Do you want to see it?** Well, no. Just the title would be fine. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/40 "2009-11-02T19:18:55Z")
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