# Sequential Threads- short and sweet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/41 "2009-11-02T20:41:38Z")
\*\*On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins Holy Crap I think I’m Pregnant!!\*\* Um…are you sure? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/42 "2009-11-02T21:10:28Z")
Here’s another good one with the virgins: \*\*Share your REAL spooky stories On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/43 "2009-11-02T21:21:04Z")
\*\*Blowing air through your urethra Otherwise smart people who buy “Airborne”…I don’t get it. \*\* Airborne! Blow directly through your urethra!! Airborne! Blow directly through your urethra!! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/44 "2009-11-02T21:22:16Z")
**100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do Tell me about Diva Cups** ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Eyed\_Stranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Green\_Eyed\_Stranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Eyed_Stranger)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/45 "2009-11-02T22:29:16Z")
\*\* I’ve never been drunk. You? My tummy hurts. \*\* Yes, that is sometimes a symptom. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/46 "2009-11-03T00:06:35Z")
**Anal sex Is this a violation of the spirit of the supermarket express lane?** It depends, do both participants have 15 or fewer items? ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/47 "2009-11-03T00:55:09Z")
**When people just don’t get it What are you… deaf?** ---
**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/48 "2009-11-03T09:06:01Z")
**Hate where you live? Would you push the button?** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/49 "2009-11-03T16:23:40Z")
\*\*“Mom” internet ads Holy Crap I think I’m Pregnant!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/50 "2009-11-03T17:24:51Z")
**WalMart covers _all_ your needs… God in a Chair in Colonial America** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/51 "2009-11-03T17:29:08Z")
\*\* Otherwise smart people who buy “Airborne”…I don’t get it. People Who Don’t Know the Difference - What should we, as a society, do with them? \*\* Let 'em catch colds! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/52 "2009-11-03T18:32:58Z")
\*\*Fall SDMB Weight Loss Thread Holy Crap I think I’m Pregnant!! \*\* Fall SDMB Weight _Gain_ Thread ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/53 "2009-11-03T19:11:02Z")
**Librarians: What are your workplace Pet Peeves? Penis Sensitivity** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/54 "2009-11-03T19:18:36Z")
**Tell me about Diva Cups Bloods or Crips** ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/55 "2009-11-03T20:06:58Z")
**How Do You Snap Yourself Out Of** **Penis Sensitivity** I have no witty comment to add. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/56 "2009-11-03T20:41:29Z")
\*\*I’ve never been drunk. You? Wish Me Luck…DETOX, Baby! \*\* A simple “yes” would suffice. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/57 "2009-11-03T20:52:22Z")
**More Great Moments in Personal Dumbassery It’s official: I am now a gun nut** ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/58 "2009-11-03T23:39:37Z")
**It’s official: I’m afraid of dogs. It’s official: I am now a gun nut** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/59 "2009-11-03T23:49:58Z")
\*\*My co-worker died Life Holy Crap I think I’m Pregnant!! \*\* It’s the circle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiife… ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/60 "2009-11-04T01:55:59Z")
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