# Sequential Threads- short and sweet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/61 "2009-11-04T02:37:51Z")
\*\*So, how much energy _does_ it take to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt? Replacing the power supply on my electronic Furnace Air Cleaner \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/62 "2009-11-04T09:24:10Z")
\*\*Wish Me Luck…DETOX, Baby! I’ve never been drunk. You?\*\* Wow that’s some strong detox work there. ---
**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/63 "2009-11-04T11:08:03Z")
**Will we ever make contact with other intelligent life?** **Can I shoot E.T.? (Need answer fast)** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/64 "2009-11-04T11:19:14Z")
**Der Trihs Against the Nazis** 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/65 "2009-11-04T11:21:18Z")
**Share your REAL spooky stories Nom, nom, nom. I’m breakfasting on leftover seafood!** :eek: Noooooooooooooooo ---
**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/66 "2009-11-04T11:27:46Z")
**What to do about a senile cat?** **Awful things that you believe should be legal** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/67 "2009-11-04T13:43:35Z")
\*\* Ever been caught masturbating? How comfortable are you being naked in front of others? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![JFLuvly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@JFLuvly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JFLuvly)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/68 "2009-11-04T14:08:01Z")
**anal sex** **I’m just venting** ---
**Author:** ![JFLuvly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@JFLuvly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JFLuvly)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/69 "2009-11-04T14:11:04Z")
**SoCal Dopefest** \*\*On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins \*\* Sorry had to do it. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/70 "2009-11-04T16:02:16Z")
\*\*I was hit by a drunk driver I’ve never been drunk. You? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/71 "2009-11-04T16:03:03Z")
I’ve never been drunk. You? I was hit by a drunk driver ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/72 "2009-11-04T16:04:05Z")
::shakes fist:: Curses! Out-sequentialed! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/73 "2009-11-04T17:13:45Z")
\*\*What’s a paralegal do exactly? Blowing air through your urethra \*\* That was so \*not \*my guess. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/74 "2009-11-04T17:35:45Z")
\*\* Grrr!! I hate integrity!! Strange statements from officials \*\* Yeah – what happened to good Old Time Graft? –OR– \*\* Strange statements from officials Rep. Virginia Foxx: Health care reform is greater threat than terrorists \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/75 "2009-11-04T17:52:27Z")
\*\* Rep. Virginia Foxx: Health care reform is greater threat than terrorists My tummy hurts. \*\* Would you rather have _terrorists_? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/76 "2009-11-04T20:26:54Z")
\*\*I’ve never been drunk. You? Forklift disaster videos Wish Me Luck…DETOX, Baby! \*\* …tells a little story. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/77 "2009-11-04T21:20:04Z")
They were in reverse order, but they’d be better this way: **I pit urethra stuffers Against the Nazis** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/78 "2009-11-04T21:40:41Z")
\*\* How far is your daily commute to work? Do you work from home? \*\* Zero ---
**Author:** ![Stathol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71e660/32.png) [@Stathol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stathol)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/79 "2009-11-04T23:39:59Z")
**Grrr!! I hate integrity!!** **What scam would you pull, were you a terrible person?** ---
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/80 "2009-11-05T03:11:29Z")
From IMHO: **Can I shoot ET? (Need answer fast)** \*\*Will we ever make contact with other intelligent life? \*\* I guess not. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685.md?page=5)