# Sequential Threads- short and sweet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/81 "2009-11-05T07:30:53Z")
**Am I really this pathetic? More Great Moments in Personal Dumbassery** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/82 "2009-11-05T08:30:36Z")
\*\*Maine and gay marriage - who cares? Dinosaurs, and non-Christian religions. \*\* The Buddhist thunder lizard vote is very important in Maine. > [@Anne\_Neville](#): > > They were in reverse order, but they’d be better this way: > > **I pit urethra stuffers > Against the Nazis** And now…they are! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/83 "2009-11-05T12:42:37Z")
\*\* Is “Pope” the hardest job in the world to get? I can “pop” my ears at will - unusual? \*\* It’s not funny in a direct way, but it’s weird having “pop” and “Pope” in quotes in sequential threads. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/84 "2009-11-05T12:44:34Z")
\*\* What’s the “Meanest” Thing You Ever Did To Your Kid, “For His/Her Own Good” Parenting tips nobody ever tells you – don’t pay the babysitter in heroin \*\* Sometimes ya gotta be tough! ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/85 "2009-11-05T12:46:10Z")
\*\*What’s the “Meanest” Thing You Ever Did To Your Kid, “For His/Her Own Good” Parenting tips nobody ever tells you – don’t pay the babysitter in heroin \*\* That second one was just begging to be in this thread, this is the best match I’ve seen with it so far … ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/86 "2009-11-05T12:47:58Z")
D’oh! Foiled again! (Oh well, it’s only fair as yesterday morning I was the one that beat someone else to the punch.) ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/87 "2009-11-05T13:20:41Z")
Ah good, vindicated by finding another one! \*\*Ask a male nurse Am I really this pathetic? \*\* Ummm, I don’t think that’s what the OP had in mind … ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/88 "2009-11-05T15:19:11Z")
**What’s the “Meanest” Thing You Ever Did To Your Kid, “For His/Her Own Good” A student at my school was murdered last night.** Wow. That’s pretty mean. ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/89 "2009-11-05T16:06:07Z")
**100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do** **Help Me Choose a Laptop** I recommend the Porterhouse with port wine reduction, and the iMac. **100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do** **Ever Been Caught Masturbating?** Trust me, it’s mayonnaise. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/90 "2009-11-05T16:44:21Z")
\*\* Stopping a runaway Toyota: what’s the problem? Who Killed The Electric Car?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/91 "2009-11-05T18:32:39Z")
\*\*If the US disengages from involvement in middle east affairs what would happen? Genome sequencing for everybody! \*\* Yeah, it would save money but wouldnt you rather pay down the debt? ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/92 "2009-11-05T22:44:28Z")
**Ladies, opinions wanted Is this a violation of the spirit of the supermarket express lane?** How sexist of you. Men do grocery shopping these days too, ya know. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/93 "2009-11-06T02:02:57Z")
\*\*How long do rubber bands last? “Collectibles” that are never going to be worth anything \*\* I don’t see much of a market for antique elastic. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/94 "2009-11-06T03:13:55Z")
\*\*Another Part of My Childhood is Gone Parenting tips nobody ever tells you – don’t pay the babysitter in heroin My Mom is dead. \*\* There’s a story in there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/95 "2009-11-06T07:43:56Z")
Since other people switch the order of thread titles: **What’s the “Meanest” Thing You Ever Did To Your Kid, “For His/Her Own Good” 09-11-01** I’m sorry the towers had to be brought down Billy, but maybe next time you’ll eat your broccoli. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/96 "2009-11-06T07:54:05Z")
\*\*Someone is not interested in you, and you keep bothering her. Why? health insurance question \*\* If she’d just _answer_, I’d go away! \*\*Librarians: What are your workplace Pet Peeves? Shaving…down there. \*\* I suppose that _ **would** _ be a bit distracting to other readers. ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/97 "2009-11-06T10:45:59Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > **Prostituition** …is that when you pay for college by selling your body? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/98 "2009-11-06T17:15:59Z")
**How Long Before A Parent Can Tell The Different Baby’s Cries? Talk me out of my impending panic attack!** Is it hurt?! or just hungry? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/99 "2009-11-06T17:21:34Z")
\*\*My very first time (probably NSFW or TMI) No time like the present… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/100 "2009-11-06T19:10:29Z")
\*\* Name something you’re happy about I Passed the NY Bar Exam!!! I’ve got a kidney stone. Yee-owch! \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685.md?page=6)