# Sequential Threads- short and sweet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/101 "2009-11-06T21:25:31Z")
**Advice on how to control a cat At what age did you discover masturbating?** No! EDIT: And then there’s… \*\*What Did Your Parents Teach You About Masturbation? Shaving…down there. \*\* No! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/102 "2009-11-06T21:37:08Z")
\*\* TV Shows you only like years later The Six Million Dollar Man \*\* Must not be long enough for me – I still don’t like it ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/103 "2009-11-06T21:39:45Z")
**I’ve got a kidney stone. Yee-owch! Ask the ER Doctor.** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/104 "2009-11-06T21:43:12Z")
\*\* I need a good dessert idea! Raw eggs\*\* That’s not exactly a _good_ idea. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/105 "2009-11-06T23:08:11Z")
\*\*So, how much energy _does_ it take to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt? The future of air travel? \*\* I doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/106 "2009-11-06T23:43:08Z")
Sadly, these two are in two different areas of the SMDB, so they will never appear together, but they really should: Poll: \*\*How much do you pay your babysitter? Parenting tips nobody ever tells you – don’t pay the babysitter in heroin\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/107 "2009-11-07T04:05:43Z")
**Name something you’re happy about "Our Kids!"** I sure hope so. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/108 "2009-11-07T04:48:59Z")
\*\*Which smiley do you hate the most? Shaving…down there. \*\* And I thought the vomit smiley was a bit tacky. **I’ve never been drunk. You? Ask the ER Doctor** “Yeah, they roll him in with alcohol poisoning practically every other month.” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/109 "2009-11-07T05:26:48Z")
**Do Not Buy From Dell’s Web Site Der Trihs** It’s OK for the rest of us to though, right? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/110 "2009-11-07T16:05:53Z")
**Your favorite state quarter! (Live) Possum Removal?** That’s Arkansas, right? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/111 "2009-11-07T20:42:49Z")
\*\*100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do (Live) Possum Removal? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/112 "2009-11-08T10:10:58Z")
\*\*Advice on how to control a cat Shaving…down there. \*\* “Remember, you made me do this!” _“YOWWWL!!!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/113 "2009-11-08T18:42:50Z")
**Which smiley do you hate the most? Shaving…down there.** Ah, yes. The sideways smiley. **Shaving…down there. Ladies: fuzzy faced or not?** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/114 "2009-11-09T00:31:54Z")
\*\*Parenting tips nobody ever tells you – don’t pay the babysitter in heroin Has Poppy Day become too dominant? \*\* If people are paying in heroin, then yes, I’d say poppies have become too dominant. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/115 "2009-11-09T07:15:36Z")
**You are in charge of an Apollo sized budget. What are some of your dream space projects? Can I shoot ET? (Need answer fast)** No, we want you to do something constructive, not destructive. ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/116 "2009-11-09T14:40:04Z")
**I ate roadkill today.** **I do not wish to sleep.** Obviously not. If it doesn’t come out of one end, it will come out of the other. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/117 "2009-11-09T18:50:50Z")
**Love is… Interesting Sites for Bored People** But those sites are all NSFW. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/118 "2009-11-09T22:52:57Z")
**Straight folks: How many gay people are you friends with? The Dalai Lama…** Wow - is he, you know, out? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/119 "2009-11-09T23:10:16Z")
\*\*Running. (Without feeling like a nonce.) 100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do \*\* Doesn’t matter if you run in the olympics, don’t do it in the kitchen! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/120 "2009-11-10T01:13:19Z")
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