# Sequential Threads- short and sweet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/121 "2009-11-10T02:21:52Z")
\*\*Mustaches taboo? Did Hitler Do ANYTHING Beneficial? \*\* \*\*Johnny \*\* beat me to it, but I had to repost to put up this great quote: > [@](#): > > The one good thing Hitler did was to put the stink on the OCS “Toothbrush” > > – Milt Caniff (cartoonist of “Steve Canyon”, “Terry and the Pirates”, and “Male Call”, where this quote comes from) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/122 "2009-11-10T02:45:06Z")
[Ever Mistype A Complete WORD?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=539311) [The Berlin Wall was torn down 20 years ago today Novemeber 9 1989](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=539236) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/123 "2009-11-10T02:46:35Z")
[Apparently I have bad luck](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=538854) [Detroit again](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=539253) [Freaking idiots](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=539195) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/124 "2009-11-10T03:59:14Z")
With all due apologies… \*\*Der Trihs Quit posting stupid crap here \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/125 "2009-11-10T14:14:34Z")
\*\* How to screw up a firing Space Elevator Games \*\* Johnson, step into this elevator by yourself. I have something to tell you… ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/126 "2009-11-10T14:21:47Z")
\*\*Good Customer Service My personal health insurance WTF?! \*\* Bad customer service. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/127 "2009-11-10T14:34:41Z")
\*\* Name something you’re happy about Cheerleader who supposedly got dystonia from flu vaccine is “cured” and has a website. \*\* yay ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/128 "2009-11-10T15:09:38Z")
\*\*What IYHO does “looks gay” correspond to? The Dalai Lama… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/129 "2009-11-10T17:26:16Z")
\*\* Ridiculous Safewords Librarians! I need your help! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/130 "2009-11-10T18:06:07Z")
\*\*To my goddamned deadbeat uncle Quit posting stupid crap here \*\* At least until you pony up the 14.95! ---
**Author:** ![Stathol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71e660/32.png) [@Stathol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stathol)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/131 "2009-11-10T18:18:12Z")
**A student at my school was murdered last night.** **Absurd things you’ve seen lately** :eek: Edit: **What silly thing do you sorta believe in, despite knowing better?** **Poll: What Did Your Parents Teach You About Masturbation?** There’s a joke about hairy palms somewhere in this … ---
**Author:** ![Stathol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71e660/32.png) [@Stathol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stathol)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/132 "2009-11-10T18:30:12Z")
Okay, okay. 2 more, and then I’ll stop: **A student at my school was murdered last night.** **WOW, CSI was more right than I thought.** **(Live) Possum Removal?** **Shaving…down there.** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/133 "2009-11-10T18:34:19Z")
\*\*Name something you’re happy about I broke 12.5 years of sobriety \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/134 "2009-11-10T21:15:13Z")
\*\*Egg on your cheeseburger? Is there really such thing as “decadence”? \*\* Unless it’s Dodo eggs, it’s a pretty low bar ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/135 "2009-11-11T01:18:21Z")
**Bunny Rabbits. Penis Ensues. Newslink Absurd things you’ve seen lately** Editing to add: **Little things that bother you, and are also INSANE. Good Customer Service** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/136 "2009-11-11T01:27:10Z")
\*\*Risqué jokes Bunny Rabbits. Penis Ensues. Newslink \*\* HA HA HA HA ha! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/137 "2009-11-11T01:32:14Z")
\*\*Police want to search my home in murder investigation Death by Fritos Scoops \*\* I’m innocent! I swear! I don’t even _have_ Fritos in my house! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/138 "2009-11-11T03:11:55Z")
**Dopers afraid of DC Quit posting stupid crap here** Yeah, knock it off! **Der Trihs Idiot friend of the family, who has sex with underage girls** I’m sorry, but I just couldn’t resist. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/139 "2009-11-11T04:06:04Z")
\*\*My tummy hurts. I ate roadkill today \*\* Well, what did you expect? \*\*Good Customer Service Risqué jokes \*\* Well, maybe at Hooters. \*\*What scam would you pull, were you a terrible person? Shoe Lace Scam \*\* Well; there’s “terrible”, and then there’s “irritating”. \*\*To my goddamned deadbeat uncle Butthurt \*\* Be fair; you’d have issues too if someone named you that. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/140 "2009-11-11T04:11:19Z")
**Was this a good time to call 911? My tummy hurts.** No. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685.md?page=8)