# Sequential Threads- short and sweet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/141 "2009-11-11T05:03:29Z")
\*\*What’s the most you’ve ever eaten in one sitting? The Dalai Lama… \*\* You _ **fiend!!** _ :eek: \*\*Love is… Getting awoken for sex \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/142 "2009-11-11T08:36:58Z")
**UK Dopers comment, please… STFU already…** Wow, talk about mood swings. **What scam would you pull, were you a terrible person? Hey I’m a spammer!** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/143 "2009-11-11T09:11:18Z")
**Workplace legalities: listening to private conversations. What should I do next?** Drill a peephole into the ladies’ room? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/144 "2009-11-11T13:14:31Z")
\*\*Have any dopers ever been responsible for concert security? How do you control boisterous crowds? snow \*\* Somehow I don’t think that’ll make them _less_ boisterous. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/145 "2009-11-11T13:36:36Z")
\*\*My tummy hurts I ate roadkill today\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/146 "2009-11-11T14:35:36Z")
\*\* A Load of Cobblers Somebody stole my balls! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/147 "2009-11-11T14:41:44Z")
\*\*How do you tire out your cats? Poll: Getting awoken for sex \*\* O hai! Iz not tierd! I can has secks? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/148 "2009-11-11T14:55:41Z")
\*\*Somebody stole my balls! Smartalxs’s antisex views \*\* Maybe it was Smartalxs? ---
**Author:** ![Stathol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71e660/32.png) [@Stathol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stathol)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/149 "2009-11-11T15:22:51Z")
**Apparently I have bad luck** **A student at my school was murdered last night.** And you think _you_ have bad luck?! Also: **I had a premonition** **Detroit again** See, this is exactly how these “psychic readings” work. You make a vague prediction and then if anything at all happens in Detroit, we remember that you “predicted” it. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/150 "2009-11-11T16:00:22Z")
At last, they line up! \*\* My personal health insurance WTF?! Somebody stole my balls! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/151 "2009-11-11T18:15:16Z")
**What’s a paralegal do exactly? snow** Are you accusing paralegals of doing cocaine? \*\*Carbs don’t matter, it’s only the calories How do people get so fat? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/152 "2009-11-11T19:48:04Z")
**Name something you’re happy about Risqué jokes** They always do the trick for me. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/153 "2009-11-11T20:14:03Z")
**Please share your thoughts on this Remembrance Day. I’ve never been drunk. You?** I don’t think “ability to remember” is what he had in mind. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/154 "2009-11-11T22:07:58Z")
**What is the name of that idiotic medical pseudoscience… Ask the ER Doctor** I would imagine ER doctors see the ugly aftermath of quite a bit of idiotic medical pseudoscience… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/155 "2009-11-12T05:54:37Z")
\*\*Absurd things you’ve seen lately More Hard News From Fox. \*\* That’s pretty absurd all right. \*\*What scam would you pull, were you a terrible person? Canada - what makes Canada great \*\* “Yeah, they have moose cavalry up there. No, really! They use them to fight off the bear swarms each winter. Oh, you didn’t know? Yeah, up there the bears live in these huge hives…” ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/156 "2009-11-12T07:34:57Z")
\*\*Your possession that has depreciated the most in value. SS Edmund Fitzgerald\*\* Well, yes, I guess it has. Also, \*\*Somebody stole my balls! My tummy hurts.\*\* Are you surprised? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/157 "2009-11-12T14:35:26Z")
\*\* What scam would you pull, were you a terrible person? Viruses can now plant child porn on unsuspecting PC’s \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2009, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/158 "2009-11-12T20:22:41Z")
\*\*Fake Marine in full uniform at his High School reunion is found out by classmate & arrested My brother is joining the Marines. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/159 "2009-11-12T21:32:37Z")
\*\* Absurd things you’ve seen lately A Load of Cobblers \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/160 "2009-11-12T21:39:22Z")
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