# Sequential Threads- short and sweet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685 "2009-10-30T01:56:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/161 "2009-11-12T22:01:19Z")
\*\*Risqué jokes Dog Lovers: Soldiers and Their Dogs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/162 "2009-11-12T23:08:13Z")
**My brother is joining the Marines. Dog Lovers: Soldiers and Their Dogs Fake Marine in full uniform at his High School reunion is found out by classmate & arrested With pic Fraudulent Dog Adoption** ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/163 "2009-11-13T01:50:20Z")
\*\*Fraudulent Dog Adoption One of my cats is missing \*\* I think the OP of the second thread may wish to contact the OP of the first thread. Another problem solved on the SMDB! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/164 "2009-11-13T06:42:31Z")
**Great, Now I’m Unemployed. I ate roadkill today** Dang, dude. You’re supposed to keep, like, six months of expenses in a savings account for stuff like that. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/165 "2009-11-13T07:23:45Z")
**I know this is a sick question but I gotta ask: (Sex with dead people) Is necrophilia socially condemned in all cultures** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/166 "2009-11-13T11:10:51Z")
**Valet Auto Review: Camaro SS SS Edmund Fitzgerald** OK, I can’t think of a joke, I just think it’s kind of funny that these two were together. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/167 "2009-11-13T12:35:32Z")
**Spot The Shopped Image - Not Easy!** **Fake Marine in full uniform at his High School reunion is found out by classmate & arrested With pic** **Are there any black goths?** **Another “Common Knowledge or Fascinating Anecdotes… that unfortunately aren’t true” Thread** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/168 "2009-11-13T14:14:02Z")
\*\*Ethical to adopt dog under false pretenses then give it away? 100 Chihuahuas in a room \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/169 "2009-11-13T16:10:30Z")
\*\* You have ONLY two choices. Is the “new uncle” being kind of a prick? or what? \*\* I’ll go with _what_ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/170 "2009-11-13T16:20:43Z")
\*\* You have ONLY two choices. Gender and grapefruit \*\* Hmmmm… Grapefruit, this time. \*\* Some time travel questions My Annual Mon-Sun Calender Rant \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/171 "2009-11-13T16:54:10Z")
\*\* Time for another “I just got laid off” thread. Great, Now I’m Unemployed. \*\* Cause and Effect ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/172 "2009-11-13T17:33:13Z")
\*\*So… what are we calling this decade? Diet Soft Drinks and Dieting\*\* I don’t think that’s a very good name for it. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/173 "2009-11-13T23:06:12Z")
\*\*why don’t Latino gangs run covert unlicensed cheap medical practices? or are they actually doing it? The !Kung of the Kalahari \*\* Yeah, they don’t dare horn in on !Kung turf. \*\* “In lieu of flowers, the family requests…” Colors that you really, violently hate \*\* That seems rather petty of them. \*\*FDA may ban caffeinated alcoholic beverages? Coffee is banned. Your response? Would humans make good pets? \*\* “Tonight on the news: Man suffering from caffeine withdrawal due to the recent ban goes mad, begins kidnapping people for use as ‘human pets’.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/174 "2009-11-14T15:26:25Z")
\*\*Woo hoo, I’m an uncle! Some days it’s scary being female \*\* Or at least… confusing. :dubious: And then, in IMHO: \*\* You have ONLY two choices. Is the “new uncle” being kind of a prick? or what? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/175 "2009-11-14T18:14:33Z")
**Poll: Where do you post from? Work or home? You have ONLY two choices.** Yes, yes, I get it. I’m not stupid, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/176 "2009-11-14T18:44:13Z")
\*\*Some days it’s scary being female How would things be diffirent if I was a gorilla? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/177 "2009-11-14T21:24:49Z")
**Sarah Palin’s book Sometimes The Onion just nails it** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/178 "2009-11-15T01:04:13Z")
\*\*Dear El Presidente Obama, a minor point of etiquette Quit posting stupid crap here \*\* :eek: Obama posts here? If he does then I have a feeling that the Secret Service will want to have a word with you. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/179 "2009-11-15T02:57:43Z")
\*\*Poll: Have You Been to Disneyworld? Would you rather be imprisoned in Gitmo or in a Federal Maximum Security pen? \*\* Oh, come on, Disney World isn’t \*that \*bad. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-short-and-sweet/515685/180 "2009-11-15T08:50:16Z")
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