# Sequential Threads Taste Like Chicken

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 16, 2007, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318 "2007-04-16T12:24:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/1 "2007-04-16T12:24:05Z")

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\*\*How germophobic are you?

Would you pick up a penny off the dirty floor of a public restroom?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/2 "2007-04-16T13:08:53Z")

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\*\*Seen any great bumper stickers lately?  
And they all went down to get circumcised together . . .

Classic conversation stoppers  
So…my mom tried to kill me this week…  
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:eek:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/3 "2007-04-16T18:55:17Z")

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\*\*Do you know what really pisses me off?  
Shooting at Virginia Tech \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/4 "2007-04-16T19:15:56Z")

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\*\*Do you know what really pisses me off?

Sequential Threads Taste Like Chicken \*\*  
Yeah, me too!

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**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/5 "2007-04-17T00:19:52Z")

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**When your sense of humor goes over like a lead balloon  
Who do I need to kill in order to get deodorant gel?**  
real funny asshole 😉

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/6 "2007-04-17T06:10:01Z")

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\*\*Planes, Trains, and Autoeroticism  
I had a really great day \*\*

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/7 "2007-04-17T07:10:50Z")

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**Bring Your Pet Conspiracy Theories To Work Day  
Should I use Access or Excel to do this?**

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/8 "2007-04-17T07:12:12Z")

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**Tell me about Orlando!  
Hey Florida, Turn off the Fucking Air Conditioning!**

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/9 "2007-04-17T07:13:21Z")

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**Worst thing you ever misplaced and couldn’t find again?  
Canadian towns or cities you have lived in**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/10 "2007-04-17T18:47:22Z")

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\*\*Anybody ID This Hottie?

Carmen Electra

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/11 "2007-04-17T19:23:19Z")

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\*\*Gym class horror stories

Men in Kilts-Your take?  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/12 "2007-04-17T20:24:40Z")

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\*\*Erm…would anyone like to see my new bed room furniture?  
If you rub the lamp…  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/13 "2007-04-17T20:43:14Z")

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\*\* If you rub the lamp…

What does everybody else know that I don’t?

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or  
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What does everybody else know that I don’t?

What do people do at a wedding?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/14 "2007-04-17T21:04:26Z")

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\*\* Most original pick-up line you’ve heard  
Erm…would anyone like to see my new bed room furniture? \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/15 "2007-04-17T21:13:38Z")

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\*\*Things that ought to be taught in schools but aren’t

What to do in Las Vegas with infant

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/16 "2007-04-17T21:14:42Z")

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\*\* What do people do at a wedding?

Most original pick-up line you’ve heard  
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**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2007, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/17 "2007-04-18T03:29:29Z")

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\*\*How germophobic aren’t you?

I’m buying a gun\*\*

Ok, but i don’t think it will help

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2007, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/18 "2007-04-18T03:59:19Z")

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\*\*If you rub the lamp…  
Good God I’m glad I’m back in Wisconsin! \*\*

Myself, I would have asked to go somewhere where it’s a tad warmer in the winter.

**I’m buying a gun  
Family Feud!**

Before things get out of hand, have you tried family counseling?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2007, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/19 "2007-04-18T09:25:47Z")

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\*\*Where has Eve gotten to?  
And they all went down to get circumcised together . . . \*\*

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2007, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-taste-like-chicken/400318/20 "2007-04-18T12:22:01Z")

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\*\*Stupid pronunciation threads are taking over my brain!

I’m buying a gun\*\*

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