# Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532 "2010-03-15T11:50:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/221 "2010-04-13T21:11:45Z")
\*\* US school cancels prom to avoid lesbian student bringing a date Got one of those legendary four-hour boners?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/222 "2010-04-13T23:25:30Z")
**Look at porn or at kitty pics? Job interview attire - need answer fast** Go with the kitty pics. You’ll have fewer wrinkles. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/223 "2010-04-14T05:15:06Z")
**Just ate peanut butter with an expiration date of 2003. What will happen? Car Salespeople** They can smell it on you. Fill a spray bottle with ammonia and spray it at them if they get obnoxious; or just use the hose if you’re outside at home. \*\* Got one of those legendary four-hour boners? 1899 crime: Serving Margarine that’s not pink\*\* It wasn’t margarine, either! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/224 "2010-04-14T09:20:05Z")
**Baby Neeps is here! Tips for First Contact w/ Alein Species** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/225 "2010-04-14T12:01:25Z")
\*\*iPod, iPad, iPoop… From the posts of babes… \*\* Quick! We need the iDiaper App! ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/226 "2010-04-14T12:16:30Z")
\*\* Ask the Guy who is Running for Office Do you fear death? \*\* (even better if the first post was “Ask the Standup Comedian” … (ok, maybe that’s an inside joke … )) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/227 "2010-04-14T12:53:26Z")
**You’re going to have dinner with President Obama. What are you going to say to him? Am I being a jerk by leaving a pile of small change along with my tip at a restaurant?** Screw that. If I’m eating out with Obama, _he_ picks up the check. He’s got, like, an expense account and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/228 "2010-04-14T13:17:39Z")
\*\* Fo non-alcoholics, how would you react to not being able to drink again? Thoughts about starting drinking again \*\* Well, make up your mind! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/229 "2010-04-14T13:23:56Z")
\*\* If there is a God… You too can be a superhero! \*\* That is very true yet very wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/230 "2010-04-14T14:00:11Z")
**Where are all the pictures of the new doper kids? I’m really bored** Afterwards for a real treat, you can go outside and watch the grass grow. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/231 "2010-04-14T15:58:50Z")
\*\*Your recipe for the ideal burger What a bummer. I’m all out of Pratchett. \*\* A burger without Pratchett is like a day without sunshine. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/232 "2010-04-14T16:09:10Z")
**I’m really bored Let’s talk about allergies** Let’s not, I can’t bear the excitement. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/233 "2010-04-14T16:37:56Z")
\*\*Has a healthy person ever been killed (internally) by constipation? Just ate peanut butter with an expiration date of 2003. What will happen? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/234 "2010-04-14T18:05:19Z")
**I think I almost got arrested… Got one of those legendary four-hour boners?** It really depends on **where** you got the boner. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/235 "2010-04-14T19:07:29Z")
**What’s the most disturbing thing you watched on purpose? American Idol 4/13-14** Well, I refuse to watch that show, so it would be disturbing to _me_. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/236 "2010-04-14T19:40:28Z")
On Yahoo!'s Hot Searches list: \*\*Dancing With the… RMS Titanic \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/237 "2010-04-14T23:12:25Z")
**Obama cancels Moon project Would this stop suicide bombers?** Unless there was a threat of them blowing themselves up on the moon, I don’t see how. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/238 "2010-04-14T23:25:33Z")
**There’s no such thing as unconditional love. Why don’t we just build more prisons?** Imprisoning people who don’t love unconditionally wouldn’t be constitutional. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/239 "2010-04-15T00:31:16Z")
**How is my cat doing this? What would happen if your uvula were cut off?** To an inquisitive cat, a uvula can look like a playtoy. Try distracting him with a catnip ball. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/240 "2010-04-15T01:03:01Z")
**What Big Project Are You Currently Working On? You too can be a superhero!** Just step into my lab and I’ll show you my new process! Severe side effects in less than 99% of all subjects! **Let’s talk about allergies. Jesus genitals!** You can see the Lord in my swellings! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532.md?page=13)