# Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 15, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532 "2010-03-15T11:50:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/241 "2010-04-15T02:38:43Z")

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**Coworker: “oh by the way, watch out for the pool of blood in the men’s restroom”  
I think I almost got arrested…**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/242 "2010-04-15T10:54:21Z")

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**I’m really bored  
Once, in 1960, for 20 minutes, blah blah blah**

Yeah, that joke is getting old.

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**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/243 "2010-04-15T11:18:57Z")

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**If There Is A God …  
I’m Really Bored**

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/244 "2010-04-15T12:20:20Z")

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**Things your lawyer should not have to learn from Counsel Opposite  
Coworker: "oh by the way, watch out for the pool of blood in the men’s restroom"**

**Walking holiday in Utah. Advice?  
“Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/245 "2010-04-15T12:55:39Z")

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**What Does “Pig-in-a-Blanket” Mean to You?  
ID this… lady?**

That’s a rather cruel way to refer to a woman wearing a Snuggie.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/246 "2010-04-15T14:40:18Z")

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\*\*What Happens When You Quit Food Stamps  
Improving My Lottery Scratch-Off Odds \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/247 "2010-04-15T14:43:22Z")

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\*\* Share your experiences with unconditional love  
Jesus genitals! \*\*

I don’t know how to love him…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/248 "2010-04-15T16:41:22Z")

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Separated by one:

\*\*Y’all Know How Much I Love The Four-Footed Ones, Right?

Meet my temporary dog! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/249 "2010-04-15T17:31:28Z")

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\*\*CNN’s Larry King Ends (yet another) Marriage

Walking with dinosaurs-bbc \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/250 "2010-04-15T18:12:59Z")

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\*\*Let’s make an A to Z list of names mentioned in song lyrics  
The Reply Is A Song Lyric \*\*

Well, duh…

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/251 "2010-04-15T18:36:19Z")

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**What’s your favorite way of (literally) playing with fire?  
Thoughts about starting drinking again**

That’s the favourite way of playing with fire for a lot of people, unfortunately.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/252 "2010-04-15T18:53:22Z")

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\*\*If “Two And A Half Men” Becomes “One And A Half Men” Will You Watch?  
I PREFER crap TV! \*\*

Well, that answers THAT!

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/253 "2010-04-15T19:00:16Z")

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**If “Two And A Half Men” Becomes “One And A Half Men” Will You Watch?**  
\*\*I PREFER crap TV! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/254 "2010-04-15T19:03:25Z")

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\*\*You’re going to have dinner with President Obama. What are you going to say to him?  
“Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/255 "2010-04-15T20:34:12Z")

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**So, the Vatican has absolved the Beatles  
What’s for dinner tonight?**

A nice casserole with Piggies and Rocky Raccoon, followed by Savoy Truffle and Honey Pie for dessert.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/256 "2010-04-15T20:35:53Z")

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\*\*Death At A Funeral: Preview For Film We Just Saw On Cable!

It’s the same freaking midget! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/257 "2010-04-15T23:10:40Z")

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**What holiday does your birthday fall on?  
April 15th is here - US Tax day!**

And lo! a deduction was born, and there was great rejoicing.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/258 "2010-04-16T00:52:13Z")

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\*\*Having my baby, what a lovely way to say…  
Condom size by state…  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/259 "2010-04-16T02:48:53Z")

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\*\*My trip to Peru (Machu Picchu!) with pics! + Ask the girl who just went to Peru!  
What was your farthest booty call? or How Far for Sex?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/260 "2010-04-16T06:48:05Z")

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\*\*Having my baby, what a lovely way to say…

Northern European flights grounded \*\*

I just know there’s an Airplane! joke in there somewhere…

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