# Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532 "2010-03-15T11:50:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/261 "2010-04-16T06:59:29Z")
\*\*Met online-all good; photo sent then silence. Fireball in the sky over the Midwest \*\* Well there’s your problem! He wasn’t rejecting you, he was annihilated in a fiery cataclysm. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/262 "2010-04-16T11:51:40Z")
\*\*Jesus genitals! Condom size by state… \*\* What state is Jesus from? ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/263 "2010-04-16T12:32:49Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\*Jesus genitals! > > Condom size by state… \*\* > > What state is Jesus from? damn, I was gonna post the same sequential thread, except my punchline was going to be: “Small, medium, large, Holy Ghost!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/264 "2010-04-16T12:56:58Z")
\*\*What’s for dinner tonight? It’s the same freaking midget! \*\* Well, it’s better than Meatloaf again. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/265 "2010-04-16T13:31:54Z")
\*\* You’re going to have dinner with President Obama. What are you going to say to him? Poll: How often do you shower? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/266 "2010-04-16T15:30:42Z")
Condom size by state… About my mom StG ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/267 "2010-04-16T23:30:01Z")
**Relatives from out of town: Hotel or relatives’ houses? How often do you shower?** **Woman gets banned from bar… Meet my temporary dog!** Now that’s just mean. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/268 "2010-04-16T23:45:36Z")
**9/11 conspiracy theories Why don’t we just build more prisons?** That would solve the problem. Unless the Truthers could still get Internet access. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/269 "2010-04-17T04:23:47Z")
**Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Nightmare on Elm Street remade Movies that disturbed/sickened you** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/270 "2010-04-17T08:28:56Z")
**Attention all pilots Revenge is a dish best served…** Bond villain: “with a bomb in the cargo compartment.” _\_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/271 "2010-04-17T14:43:25Z")
**In which I complain about toilet seat covers Another Lost Job…** Look, [we](http://www.churchseats.com/aboutus.php) hired you to be a toilet seat tester. If you don’t like it, get your butt out of here. You can sign up on the website to receive the _Toilet Seat Times_. I’ll bet the print edition makes great bathroom reading. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/272 "2010-04-17T16:16:37Z")
**Advertising slogans that had to be changed The psychology of kink** I dunno; that’s pretty compelling. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/273 "2010-04-17T18:53:36Z")
**My best friend is gaining weight, how to help? Revenge is a dish best served…** …with four extra helpings of mayonnaise and a big slice of cheese cake! (Oh, you mean you want to help her \*lose \*weight?) ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/274 "2010-04-17T22:07:48Z")
\*\*What is the worst thing in the world (that would fit in cafe society)? Fake meat \*\* Bon Appétit! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/275 "2010-04-17T22:17:51Z")
**A birth party? Are you kidding me?** **Live FoalingCam** ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/276 "2010-04-18T00:30:22Z")
**Anybody else throw away small change?** **Am I being a jerk by leaving a pile of small change along with my tip at a restaurant?** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/277 "2010-04-18T01:29:09Z")
**My best friend is gaining weight, how to help? A ‘Birth Party’?? Are you kidding me?** Nope. It’s a great way to kill the appetite. **Fireball in the sky over the Midwest 7,500 Sell Their Soul Online** And the Devil comes to collect! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/278 "2010-04-18T02:28:21Z")
**"freshly ground black people" Revenge is a dish best served…** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/279 "2010-04-18T21:36:21Z")
\*\*New strategy for Birthers Becoming a Father or a Mother \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/280 "2010-04-18T21:58:36Z")
**"freshly ground black people" Another Lost Job …** Ah well, I don’t think catering was your forte anyway. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532.md?page=15)