# Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532 "2010-03-15T11:50:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/281 "2010-04-19T00:48:59Z")
**Ladies, where did you learn to slip off your bras? New strategy for Birthers** “See, I proved it! Too bad you weren’t paying attention.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/282 "2010-04-19T12:29:21Z")
**Not conventionally pretty, but attractive nonetheless Fixing my vibrato** That’s on my list right after "get car waxed and “trim nose hairs”. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/283 "2010-04-19T15:28:38Z")
\*\*Live Foaling Cam New strategy for Birthers \*\* Edit: And I’ll just another one in… \*\* How long did you wait to say ‘I love you’? Is this “hostess” totally out of line?\*\* Sounds like it! ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/284 "2010-04-19T15:56:31Z")
\*\*Go to first new post You’re going to have dinner with President Obama. What are you going to say to him? Conservative & liberal are meaningless labels. It’s really all about getting pussy & making babies\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/285 "2010-04-19T17:39:45Z")
**What incorrect assumptions do people make about you? About my mom** I can tell you what people incorrectly assume about me, but how would I know about your mother? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/286 "2010-04-19T17:59:38Z")
**Northern European flights grounded I’m Running Away- Who’s With Me?** That won’t solve anything. And besides, you won’t get very far. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/287 "2010-04-19T21:12:54Z")
**weird dreams this week Piffle, I say!** That’s some bedside manner you got there, Dr. Freud. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/288 "2010-04-20T07:47:48Z")
**Good weekend with a bad ending Fireball in the sky over the Midwest** Sounds like an awesome ending to me. Did it take out your house or something? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/289 "2010-04-20T11:34:53Z")
\*\*Back In The Saddle–And One Small “Ooops” Apparently there is such a thing as a beastiality pimp. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/290 "2010-04-20T11:35:39Z")
\*\*So, I just spent about a week in the hospital Becoming a Father or a Mother \*\* Wow, if you can’t remember which one, I wonder what drugs they’ve been giving you. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/291 "2010-04-20T13:42:45Z")
\*\*You’re trapped in the Star Trek universe. What do you do now? Hey, Spock, YOU’RE A FUCKIN’ MORON! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/292 "2010-04-20T14:09:46Z")
**Help me creatively use my herbs Fixing my vibrator** Try cilantro, that jazzes up almost anything. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/293 "2010-04-20T14:17:11Z")
\*\*Condom size by state… Ask the girl who’s moving back home to Ohio after 5 years in SoCal \*\* Well, a good start, but at that rate it’ll take you a while to get through all of them. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/294 "2010-04-20T16:18:47Z")
\*\*New strategy for Birthers So this was a picture that turned out wrong \*\* Yeah, that “Kenyan birth certificate” kind of backfired, didn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/295 "2010-04-21T04:50:51Z")
**So, I just spent about a week in the hospital Banging on the drum all day I’m Running Away- Who’s With Me?** Oh great, we have another one. Quick, you get the straitjacket, I’ll get the syringe. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/296 "2010-04-21T08:10:07Z")
**Picture of John Wayne with a geiger counter So this was a picture that turned out wrong** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/297 "2010-04-21T14:10:07Z")
Separated by one: \*\*Time travel!!! Travel Time by Ship \*\* I post this because every time I see the second post, I mentally switch the first two words and it becomes **_Time Travel_ by Ship** …which makes me think of this movie: > **[Journey to the Beginning of Time](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_to_the_Beginning_of_Time)** > > Journey to the Beginning of Time (Czech: Cesta do pravěku, literally "Journey into prehistory") is a 1955 Czechoslovak science fiction adventure directed by Karel Zeman. Produced in color using a combination of 2-D and 3-D models, the film uses a documentary style to show extinct animal species behaving naturally in their own environments. It was the first of Zeman's productions to include actors in conjunction with stop-motion and special effects. It won awards at the International Film Festiv... …or this **Twilight Zone** episode: > **[The Odyssey of Flight 33](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Odyssey_of_Flight_33)** > > "The Odyssey of Flight 33" is episode 54 of the American television anthology series The Twilight Zone, the 18th episode of the second season. An unlikely break of the time barrier finds a commercial airliner sent back into the prehistoric age and then to New York City of 1939. The tale is a modern telling of the Flying Dutchman myth, and was written by series creator Rod Serling. It originally aired on February 24, 1961 on CBS. > You're riding on a jet airliner en route from London to New York. Y... ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/298 "2010-04-21T14:12:53Z")
**Apparently there is such a thing as a beastiality pimp. Octopus tries to break into the film business** Yeah, baby, they’re called “suckers” for a reason! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/299 "2010-04-21T14:21:01Z")
\*\*The world of dating for the mentally ill Apparently there is such a thing as a beastiality pimp \*\*Very mentallly ill \*\* GLEEfully Mismatched Glee 4/21 Why does every gay TV couple want kids? \*\* Seems appropriate, since GLEE just won a GLADD award. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/300 "2010-04-21T15:16:00Z")
\*\*Does All of Michigan Suck Now? Bras suck for women of size.\*\* Bras for Women of Size in Michigan must _really_ suck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532.md?page=16)