# Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 15, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532 "2010-03-15T11:50:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/301 "2010-04-21T16:29:21Z")

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\*\*What limits the minimum RPM for a jet engine?

Time travel!!! \*\*

yeah, it’s like with _The Flash_, or _Superman_ in the first movie – you move too fast and you end up traveling in time…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/302 "2010-04-21T16:32:06Z")

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\*\*Aragorn dies during the quest. What happens to the RingWar?

Very Short Movies \*\*

Well, it depends exactly where he dies…

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/303 "2010-04-21T17:47:45Z")

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\*\*Good weekend with a bad ending  
So, I just spent about a week in the hospital  
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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/304 "2010-04-21T20:00:52Z")

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\*\*Help Me Plan My Summer Cross-Country Driving Trip  
Condom size by state…  
\*\*

That’s some thorough planning…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/305 "2010-04-22T01:02:36Z")

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**Apparently there is such a thing as a beastiality pimp.  
More riots in Thailand**

“Whaddaya mean, $200 for a water buffalo? I’m taking it to the streets!!”

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/306 "2010-04-22T11:20:33Z")

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\*\*The Volcano god is apparently angry - who are we going to sacrifice?  
Elementary School Jerks That Never Grow Up \*\*

Yeah! I’m sick of those guys.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/307 "2010-04-22T11:50:09Z")

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**Wisconsin farm assets frozen and stolen. No Bull.  
I Start Law School Next Week…**

**Sonoma County CA separates elderly gay couple and sells all of their worldly possessions  
Revenge is a dish best served…  
Known someone who was so charismatic they could literally get away with murder?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/308 "2010-04-22T12:34:39Z")

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**Should I let my 14-year old daughter get thong underwear?  
How Do People Stand Working Assembly Lines?**

Good point, that’s why most automakers have banned thong undies.

Except Toyota, apparently.

**9/11 conspiracy theories  
Did Noah go to Ninevah in the Belly of a Whale?**

No, the whale was blown up by a thermite bomb and Noah went into a FEMA camp.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/309 "2010-04-22T19:14:09Z")

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**Any advice for someone trying and failing to make a career change?  
Bad Doper Advice.**

Bad Dopers! _Bad!_

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/310 "2010-04-22T19:30:12Z")

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**South Park 4/21 “201”  
South Park 4/14 - “200”  
I need a new show to watch!**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/311 "2010-04-23T16:55:44Z")

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**How much sex is there in young adult/teen novels?  
Who else is gay in Archie comics?**

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/312 "2010-04-23T17:11:33Z")

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\*\*Would you marry a pornstar?

What do I do with this package?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/313 "2010-04-23T18:50:30Z")

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\*\*   
In the High Court of…

Passing Gas \*\*

I do not want to be on that jury.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/314 "2010-04-23T20:14:48Z")

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\*\*I am ready to start dating…  
Should I let my 14-year old daughter get thong underwear?  
Poll: Do you prefer to date people your own age? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/315 "2010-04-24T03:49:28Z")

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\*\*Would you marry a pornstar?  
Attractive girl with a large wart on her nose  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/316 "2010-04-24T04:20:59Z")

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**Would you marry a pornstar?  
Do you make your bed every day?**

I tried, but they kept yelling “Cut!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/317 "2010-04-24T04:32:16Z")

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**Now Arizona proposes letting states decide Presidential candidate eligibility  
Arizona is out of control**

It can only get worse:

Arizona annexes New Mexico  
John McCain stages coup; moves into White House  
Arizona invades France

They’ve gotta be stopped!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/318 "2010-04-24T10:53:57Z")

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**Why do small children have such limitless energy?  
What limits the minimum RPM for a jet engine?**

Nothing, if you hook it up to a small child on a threadmill. Though I don’t know if it would take off.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/319 "2010-04-24T17:35:09Z")

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**Thanks to handsomeharry & aceplace57  
Northern European flights grounded**

Uh-oh… what’d they do?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/320 "2010-04-24T18:47:50Z")

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**It appears I’ve had an unlikely impact on the British 2010 PM debates…  
There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 2**

Uh-oh.

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