# Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532 "2010-03-15T11:50:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/321 "2010-04-25T02:53:33Z")
**Ok,Im new here,Carol is the name I got a pair of those Vibram Five Fingers barefoot shoes.** I liked it better with “I got a brand new key”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/322 "2010-04-25T03:00:00Z")
Or even better, a brand new pair of roller skates. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/323 "2010-04-25T08:17:15Z")
**My brother is in the hospital Passing Gas** I’ve had some bad gas pains before, but they’ve never landed me in the hospital. Yikes. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/324 "2010-04-25T23:56:06Z")
**Ok,Im new here,Carol is the name So, the market dictates that no one may buy a batting helmet above size 7 1/2** That explains a lot. **Do any animals actually roar when they’re hunting? Hot tea at a picnic A question about squirrels** “Honey, they’re _massing_.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/325 "2010-04-26T06:51:38Z")
\*\*What’s a decent First Communion gift? Choosing a U-Haul truck, having a hard time figuring out the size I need. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/326 "2010-04-26T07:32:42Z")
**Whatever you do, avoid stepping on a nail Overheard at the ER** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/327 "2010-04-26T10:02:34Z")
> [@GESancMan](#): > > **Whatever you do, avoid stepping on a nail > Overheard at the ER** Damn you, I was going to post that! :mad: OK fine, I have this at least **Progressive Insurance Lady Whatever you do, avoid stepping on a nail** So there! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/328 "2010-04-26T13:27:29Z")
\*\*It’s Monday Morning So This Must Be The MMP The threads that are always there, but you never look in \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/329 "2010-04-26T15:19:22Z")
Separated by one: \*\*Could you chop off your own head? What body parts grow back? Not nipples, right? \*\* How 'bout heads? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/330 "2010-04-26T15:26:37Z")
OK – _now_ they’re contiguous. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/331 "2010-04-26T17:39:08Z")
**There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 2 Whatever you do, avoid stepping on a nail** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/332 "2010-04-26T18:53:26Z")
\*\*Do any animals actually roar when they’re hunting? A question about squirrels \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/333 "2010-04-26T19:55:36Z")
**Diplomatic way to tell my clients to bathe their dogs? Adding fragrance to unscented lotion** You can try that, but it’ll just roll in something dead as soon as it gets home. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/334 "2010-04-26T20:20:48Z")
**What body parts grow back? Not nipples, right? will guns protect me from jellyfish?** If they’re _that_ aggressive, maybe it’s better to just stay out of the water. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/335 "2010-04-27T06:29:25Z")
**It’s a Girl!!! Stupidest meltdowns ever - share yours!** You wanted a boy that badly? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/336 "2010-04-27T11:14:44Z")
\*\*Plastic Surgery question What body parts grow back? Not nipples, right?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/337 "2010-04-27T12:28:41Z")
**I’m Running Away- Who’s With Me? Trouble and Woe** I hope you’ll all be very unhappy together. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/338 "2010-04-27T13:50:51Z")
\*\* What if OJ Simpson confessed at this point? Could you chop off your own head?\*\* I personally wish that he would ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/339 "2010-04-27T16:27:44Z")
\*\*What is the cause of tight lending right now? Capybara-like animals in Minnesota? \*\* “In other news, the credit market is reining in its spending now due to continuing aftereffects of the housing market collapse, and GIANT RODENTS INVADING AMERICA!!! RUN! RUN FROM OUR NEW CAPYBARA OVERLORDS!!!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/340 "2010-04-27T16:45:16Z")
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