# Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532 "2010-03-15T11:50:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/341 "2010-04-27T16:46:55Z")
\*\*Can an MRI really rip metal through flesh? How Long Will The Census Workers Keep Trying? \*\* “You didn’t fill out your form, so we’ll keep doing MRIs of your head until your metal fillings shoot out your nose! Bwa-ha-ha!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/342 "2010-04-27T16:49:52Z")
\*\*What Made You Join The Straight Dope? Dildos–er, vibrators–er, personal massagers. Buy now! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/343 "2010-04-27T17:27:51Z")
\*\*Does All of Michigan Suck Now? Tell me about Charlottesville VA… \*\* Does Charlottesville suck, too? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/344 "2010-04-27T18:06:07Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Does Charlottesville suck, too? Well, my brother lives there, so that should give you an idea. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/345 "2010-04-27T19:55:57Z")
**What do you want to see in the next Star Trek? Mad Science!!** But… haven’t we had _enough_ of that? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/346 "2010-04-28T02:17:17Z")
**Your personal experiences with inflation Dildos–er, vibrators–er, personal massagers. Buy now!** Hurry, before prices go up. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/347 "2010-04-28T11:49:10Z")
\*\*Insuring body parts? What body parts grow back? Not nipples, right?\*\* And can you insure them? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/348 "2010-04-28T14:20:42Z")
\*\* times you coulda got laid but didn’t, by choice or design Don’t be gay, Sparky! So There’s this Guy Lying Out on the Sidewalk… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/349 "2010-04-28T14:24:39Z")
\*\*What body parts grow back? Not nipples, right? Flesh eating fungus are everywhere! EVERYWHERE!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/350 "2010-04-28T16:22:33Z")
\*\*Can you cook a whole cow? Capybara-like animals in Minnesota?\*\* If you’re cooking a 'sota capybara, can I have a leg? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/351 "2010-04-28T16:25:24Z")
\*\* need a recipe for delicious cake filling. You’re being held captive by a madman. What fictional detective do you want on the case? \*\* One from a culinary mystery, like Hannah Swensen who specializes in desserts ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/352 "2010-04-28T16:29:41Z")
\*\* Elitism that you (ashamedly) participate in. Declasse items you enjoy\*\* No matter what I do, it’s wrong. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/353 "2010-04-30T17:57:43Z")
**Letter to my ex-wife I’m getting married!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/354 "2010-05-01T21:29:52Z")
**Dildos–er, vibrators–er, personal massagers. Buy now! My Love For The Four-Footed Ones…** How nice. Alternatively you can show your love with Milk-Bones, no batteries required. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2010, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/355 "2010-05-02T05:28:13Z")
**Attractive girl with a large wart on her nose What do I want for Mother’s Day? Need answer fast!** I was going to suggest duct tape, but seeing as you’re in a rush, Bob’s Cryo Depot is having a liquid nitrogen sale. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/356 "2010-05-02T18:04:39Z")
\*\*Ah, tabloids… Don’t ever change… 72 year old woman marries 26 year old man(and then it gets weird) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/357 "2010-05-03T02:11:28Z")
**My boyfriend is no longer interested in sex, what’s going on? Kissing Someone: does toothpaste brand matter** You could try using Crest instead of Garlic-Sardine Paste Ultra Cavity-Fighter and see what happens. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/358 "2010-05-03T15:22:20Z")
\*\* Did you ever get THE talk? Ask the former fundamentalist who was exposed to (and accepted) evolution\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/359 "2010-05-03T18:09:26Z")
**Pope should launch his own brand of condoms My boyfriend is no longer interested in sex, what’s going on?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/360 "2010-05-03T18:22:21Z")
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