# Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532 "2010-03-15T11:50:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/21 "2010-03-17T19:03:20Z")
**A question about sexual orientation & loss of virginity Tell me about modern TVs** Taking a walk on the wild side can certainly have an effect on one’s orientation… ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/22 "2010-03-17T19:09:11Z")
I can’t handle this. It’s green, it occurs in March, but it’s from Pakistan! It also has psychic powers! Oh, yeah, I think it worships Isis. I want my country back! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/23 "2010-03-17T19:22:22Z")
**ISO advice for dissuading a family member from visiting 852 Commerce Ave, Cairo, Illinois** Just tell 'em to look at the pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/24 "2010-03-17T21:08:48Z")
**2000-2009: Worst Decade Ever? A question about sexual orientation & loss of virginity** Now with 99% less virgins. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/25 "2010-03-18T07:54:55Z")
**What if we flipped a switch and changed something major about how Humanity works? I rented the kind of car I usually disapprove** The results didn’t turn out to be that interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/26 "2010-03-18T09:50:33Z")
**St. Patrick’s Day Joke Thread I think my leg went and broke itself again.** What do you get when you ask a leprechaun to take you on pub crawl? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/27 "2010-03-18T14:17:41Z")
\*\* Words (and expressions) that look or sound funny… George Washington will fuck your shit up. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/28 "2010-03-18T14:43:03Z")
**What can I do about this? (Older man hitting on my child!) My letter slipped under a neighbor’s door** Letter bomb? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/29 "2010-03-18T16:45:14Z")
\*\*Bras that Close in Front Where are the President’s balls? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/30 "2010-03-18T17:57:28Z")
**Where are the President’s balls? “Black people must leave…” A Walmart incident.** What, he just left? I’d expect better from him, too. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/31 "2010-03-18T18:49:13Z")
**In which I endeavor to make myself happy, by any means necessary YouTube video of lorry pushing car along with driver oblivious** Next time pull off the road first. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/32 "2010-03-18T18:54:24Z")
\*\*Is there any method of removing the Pope from office? Magnetism \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/33 "2010-03-18T21:43:58Z")
\*\*Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns I can’t read any more \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/34 "2010-03-19T01:10:16Z")
**So, you want to start a cult? Phase one! Suggest sunglasses suitable for biking and daily use** **What’s wrong with my lanmower? Why Can’t My Kodak Work As A Webcam?** Technological gobbly gook about thingy ma jigs that don’t work with the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/35 "2010-03-19T12:23:41Z")
**How do you define being “cut off” while driving? Females: Do you groom your pubic hair?** **car doors - honda vs subaru Why no wire hangers?** Hangers haven’t worked on door locks for decades. Save them for your antenna when it breaks off. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/36 "2010-03-19T13:58:59Z")
> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#): > > **How do you define being “cut off” while driving? > Females: Do you groom your pubic hair?** This one needs the “\*\*Woman crashes car while shaving her coochie \*\*” thread in there somewhere … ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/37 "2010-03-19T14:25:28Z")
They aren’t sequential (yet), but **Leprechaun Bank Robber Killed** and **Vampire Robs Cabbie** would be almost perfect. StG ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/38 "2010-03-19T15:11:53Z")
\*\*What has advertising convinced you to buy, or not to buy? In which I endeavor to make myself happy, by any means necessary \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/39 "2010-03-19T16:48:14Z")
\*\*Not really about Healthcare Reform & Politics, but… I Hate Raccoons \*\* In fact, Healthcare reform is totally irrelevant ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/40 "2010-03-19T17:52:35Z")
\*\*Teabaggers mock man with Parkinson’s There are scumbags and then there are these guys. \*\* I’ll say. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532.md?page=3)