# Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 15, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532 "2010-03-15T11:50:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/61 "2010-03-24T18:53:58Z")

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**How thieves steal from you  
Island in the Bay of Bengal disappears into the sea**

I just turned my back for a minute, and it was gone!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/62 "2010-03-24T18:55:31Z")

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> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#):
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> \*\*Bras that Close in Front  
> Incandescent vs. Flourescent \*\*
> 
> Are those the only available options?

Solar-powered are fun, but tend to limit nighttime activities.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/63 "2010-03-24T19:06:37Z")

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\*\* You can bring back one extinct species - what do you choose?  
Marshmallow Peeps! \*\*

Biology 101. Stat!

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/64 "2010-03-24T19:13:01Z")

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In IMHO:

\*\*How do I tactfully tell guests not to poop in my toilet?

Tell me about your compost pile\*\*

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/65 "2010-03-24T19:29:10Z")

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**Need opinions on a bag  
Help me pick a new hairstyle**

Most people don’t actually wear bags on their heads.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/66 "2010-03-24T19:31:00Z")

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> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
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> **Need opinions on a bag  
> Help me pick a new hairstyle**
> 
> Most people don’t actually wear bags on their heads.

Or hairstyles on the bags.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/67 "2010-03-25T00:35:16Z")

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**Recommend me an Air Rifle**  
**How to make friends with the neighbors?**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/68 "2010-03-25T01:00:14Z")

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\*\*My dog just kicked me in the eye

Weird, gross, creepy, or unsettling moments you’ve had

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/69 "2010-03-25T01:29:41Z")

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Anyone seen Liberal lately?  
Bangkok scam artist, 1:20am

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/70 "2010-03-25T01:41:57Z")

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**(Anonymous Poll) Do you report unpaid sales taxes on goods purchased online?  
Would you tell the truth in this situation?**

\*\*Product not used for intended purpose - biggest marketing hit?  
Where do those beads come from for Spring Break? \*\*

Not originally intended but beads for boobs = big hit.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/71 "2010-03-25T07:44:26Z")

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**Weird, gross, creepy, or unsettling moments you’ve had  
Moving in with Dad**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/72 "2010-03-25T13:25:12Z")

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**No Breast Implants, Please  
Did this kind of crap happen when Civil Rights, Medicare and Social Security were enacted?**

Actually, I’m fairly certain that Obamacare will not require breast implants for everyone.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/73 "2010-03-25T14:16:30Z")

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\*\*Unbelievable facts that turn out to be true.

Jack Chick’s Latest Tract \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/74 "2010-03-25T23:29:43Z")

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\*\*Do people still say that it’s cheaper to eat crap than fruits and veg? not true…  
How do I tactfully tell guests not to poop in my toilet?  
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As long as they’re not eating it, I don’t see the problem!

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2010, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/75 "2010-03-26T01:01:09Z")

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**Share your profession’s jargon  
Unfortunate Acronyms**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2010, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/76 "2010-03-27T00:46:15Z")

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**Paul Hester - 5 years on…  
Scary Movie**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/77 "2010-03-27T03:10:45Z")

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**My friend died** \*  
**My TV just upped and died  
Need a (clean) joke that kills**

Try the joke that was used on the friend and the TV.

\*by **Speaker for the Dead** , no less

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/78 "2010-03-27T18:01:28Z")

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**I Now Have a Taser!  
Ask the woman who just potty-trained her 3rd and final kid.**

“Final” because you’re going to prison?

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/79 "2010-03-28T01:16:06Z")

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\*\*What can I do about this? (Older man hitting on my child!)

I Now Have a Taser! \*\*

_nods_ That’s one way, certaintly.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/80 "2010-03-28T02:38:09Z")

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**Ann Coulter, you really aren’t welcome here  
One Quarter of Republicans think Obama may be the AntiChrist**

If it comes down to a vote between Ann Coulter and Obama, I’m picking Ann to be the Antichrist.

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