# Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532 "2010-03-15T11:50:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/101 "2010-03-31T11:29:25Z")
\*\* Dirty jokes that kill. Help, I’m murdering my fingertips (need lotion/cream recommendations) \*\* Stop telling the dirty jokes ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/102 "2010-03-31T18:30:56Z")
**Palin’s vigilantes Christian Militias. Just what we need…** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/103 "2010-03-31T19:23:44Z")
**Should I tell my daughter to slap this boy? Bipolar types, how do you manage it?** It’s tough. Sometimes I’ll slap them, then a few minutes later give 'em a big hug. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/104 "2010-04-01T01:14:51Z")
**What do you look for in a neighborhood? So you’ve found a dead body…** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/105 "2010-04-01T01:36:49Z")
**Pet behavior when arguing with your significant other I Now Have a Taser!** Well, if that doesn’t get Fluffy to look up from the food bowl, nothing will. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/106 "2010-04-01T01:50:53Z")
**Davy Jones’ Locker Schools And Their Zero Tolerance Policies…** I’m sure it has contraband. **Help, I’m murdering my fingertips (need lotion/cream Nashville Dopefest** Practicing your guitar a little too much for the Dopefest I see. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/107 "2010-04-01T12:29:20Z")
**Weird and Perhaps LESS Common Dreams So you’ve found a dead body…** **So you’ve found a dead body… Tipping…Am I a weird duck?** That is a weird tip. **What do you look for in a neighborhood? New computer help** ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/108 "2010-04-01T18:13:03Z")
\*\*Spicy food and diarrhea I hope your baby burns her eyes out \*\* Jaysus, what’s she doing looking back there anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/109 "2010-04-01T21:14:42Z")
\*\* What’s a good gift for a 18 month old girl? So you’ve found a dead body…\*\* The mortuary was having a sale. They promised it would provide many hours of educational playtime. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/110 "2010-04-01T22:14:06Z")
**Tell us what you know about the origin of universe using only your own brain. Kittehs in costumes (mostly)** “In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs…” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/111 "2010-04-02T02:33:33Z")
\*\*Is it vaguely creepy if a guy only likes women who are significantly shorter than he is? Parents: what (minimum) age would you let your babysitter be? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/112 "2010-04-02T12:27:12Z")
**I hope your baby burns her eyes out I predict a beheading for sorcery Quebec Gov’t Tells Veiled Muslims "Go to the back of the line"** (Wicked Witch voice) What a world! **Hannity calls tea-baggers "Tim McVeigh wanna-bees."** _Now_ they’ve gone too far. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/113 "2010-04-02T15:48:50Z")
**Question for those who have been hospitalized for mental illness Living Inside My Brain There Is Another Brain That Is A Moron** That’s certainly one way to look at it. **The Large Hadron Collider was started this morning and the world is just fi Okay, I admit it I miss…** Houston, we have a prob ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/114 "2010-04-02T17:38:59Z")
\*\*Question for those who have been hospitalized for mental illness Living Inside My Brain There Is Another Brain That Is A Moron A side effect of legal pot? Continuation of “I am not a monster!!!” \*\* There’s a plot for a book. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/115 "2010-04-02T18:09:34Z")
**where have all the humans gone My brother is in the hospital** Okay, that’s one… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/116 "2010-04-02T19:34:09Z")
**Help me get a hard on for hadron Best/easiest way for a man to disguise himself** Actually, it’s easier to get through security disguised as the Hoover Dam. Fewer blinking lights. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/117 "2010-04-02T20:45:25Z")
**Game of kitteh I must share. Where are the kitteh pics?** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/118 "2010-04-02T23:25:44Z")
**Continuation of “I am not a monster!!!” The curious bitter fruits of online dating** I still say never go by the picture. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2010, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/119 "2010-04-03T00:39:05Z")
**So you’ve found a dead body… Ever had your friends play matchmaker for you?** Yes, and that’s why the corpse seems like a better bet. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2010, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/120 "2010-04-03T02:11:18Z")
**A side effect of legal pot? Which Doper lives at the Highest Elevation?** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532.md?page=7)