# Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 15, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532 "2010-03-15T11:50:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2010, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/121 "2010-04-03T02:36:33Z")

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**If you’ve run for office, how do you stand it?  
I think I may have just broken my ankle.**

Now I can neither run nor stand.

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2010, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/122 "2010-04-03T06:26:13Z")

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\*\*I’m not a pot head  
Living Inside My Brain There Is Another Brain That Is A Moron  
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That sounds like a highdea to me. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/123 "2010-04-04T00:50:23Z")

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**Ever eaten a witchetty grub?  
Discontinued food**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/124 "2010-04-05T00:23:04Z")

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\*\*Help Rearrange My Room

Earthquake!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/125 "2010-04-05T07:28:20Z")

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**Misplaced Nerve. Huh!  
I’m glad Easter is almost over because it is getting on my last nerve!**

Woulda been your next-to-last if you hadn’t carelessly misplaced the other one…

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/126 "2010-04-05T08:32:15Z")

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**Why does “head over heels” mean something extraordinary?  
Women; what do you think when a guy says you’re pretty?  
A Question on Personal Chemistry  
Is your ex a booty call on retainer?**

In the Spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/127 "2010-04-05T11:00:36Z")

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\*\*Help Rearrange My Room  
I am a straight guy - and I love Chick Flicks \*\*

Put your copies of Titanic and Moonstruck in the gun cabinet.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/128 "2010-04-05T12:15:09Z")

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\*\* I’m not a pot head  
Ask the pathological liar \*\*

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/129 "2010-04-05T12:54:53Z")

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**Senegal unveils 50m eyesore in Dakar  
Happy Dyngus Day!**

**"balls to the wall" and “balls out”  
What is the origin of the term beyond the pale?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/130 "2010-04-05T13:59:00Z")

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\*\*Could the native Americans have stopped the settling of America??  
Are Americans becoming … wussies? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/131 "2010-04-05T14:00:19Z")

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\*\*Why is the speed of light different from all other speeds?  
“balls to the wall” and “balls out”  
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Both of those are slower than light speed!

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/132 "2010-04-05T14:32:25Z")

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**Kittehs doin’ the nasty  
weird dreams this week**  
\*\*  
A tiny bit of the April Fool’s Day fun is still here  
Revenue Proposal: The Swear Jar\*\*

It has to be a joke.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/133 "2010-04-05T16:04:26Z")

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This wouldn’t be half so funny if she’d chosen any other username:

**Who Killed Idle Thoughts?  
Schools and their Zero Tolerance Policies**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/134 "2010-04-05T16:32:54Z")

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\*\*Women; what do you think when a guy says you’re pretty?  
A Question on Personal Chemistry  
Is this how all psychiatrists operate?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/135 "2010-04-05T17:17:30Z")

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**Poll: The issue with centaurs…  
Is it vaguely creepy if a guy only likes women who are significantly shorter than he is?**

It’s more typical for centaurs to prefer taller women, since dating choices are terribly limited otherwise.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/136 "2010-04-05T17:59:42Z")

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**Would Pubic Hair…  
Help Rearrange My Room ?**

That would be some strong, mighty pubic hair! Arr!

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/137 "2010-04-05T18:06:35Z")

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**The curious bitter fruits of online dating**

**Tell me about your family tree**  
Yup, my wacky family- online dating since 1631.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/138 "2010-04-05T18:19:24Z")

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Even better than #136 if you include the previous post:

\*\*weird dreams this week

Would Pubic Hair…

Help Rearrange My Room \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/139 "2010-04-05T21:14:12Z")

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**I forgot deodorant this morning  
Why is the speed of light different from all other speeds?**

I can see why other people are moving away fast, but really the “speed of light” is reserved for when you haven’t _bathed_ for a couple weeks.

“Why is everyone a blur?”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/140 "2010-04-05T22:36:22Z")

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**Do Squirrels ‘Beg’?  
Fashion Q: term for fluffy calf-warmers**

“Please! I’ll do anything for another job!”

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