# Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532 "2010-03-15T11:50:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/141 "2010-04-06T05:45:14Z")
**Daily Pick-Me-Up: What Made You Smile Today? The Absolutely F’d-Up, Weird-Ass, Sick and Horrible Case of Colonel Russell Williams** Damn, you are twisted! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/142 "2010-04-06T06:02:50Z")
\*\*Jobs you had that are obsolete Technology that died in your generation \*\* Because the technology that I did my job with died, my job became obsolete. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/143 "2010-04-06T06:10:34Z")
**IQ difference and jokes. I forgot deodorant this morning** Is this an IQ joke? **What do you do if you find a hair in restaurant food? What are scams that you know to be scams, but you buy into anyway?** This isn’t one. Really! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/144 "2010-04-06T12:34:48Z")
\*\*Basic facts you learned late in life that you didn’t really know. Hey! Eight slices to a fucking pizza, please! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/145 "2010-04-06T17:23:25Z")
**Well, it’s Springtime in the South Kittehs doin’ the nasty** Sunshine…azaleas blooming…cats fornicating…I wish I was in Dixie. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/146 "2010-04-06T17:49:32Z")
\*\* So I got mugged at gunpoint this evening… Do you fear death? \*\* … too soon? \*\* OkCupid: A Journey The curious bitter fruits of online dating\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/147 "2010-04-06T18:33:56Z")
**Easter Shots So I got mugged at gunpoint this evening…** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/148 "2010-04-06T21:16:59Z")
**Struck by one of those “signs you’re getting older” ARGGH!! Stupid foot. ☹** After you eyesight, hearing, and mind, you feet are the fourth thing to go. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/149 "2010-04-07T00:31:46Z")
\*\* I predict a beheading for sorcery Why must you be so controlling, Costco? (Lame)\*\* You’ve noticed that no one is casting spells in Aisle 6 anymore (it’s worse for shoplifters, who will be broken on the wheel). **Tell me about: Phoenix, Arizona! Close the killer mines!** Uh, O.K., but I was thinking more in terms of museums and restaurants. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/150 "2010-04-07T01:12:04Z")
**Ask the fellow who bought an iPad on launch day** **Do you fear death?** ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/151 "2010-04-07T07:52:38Z")
**weird dreams this week Sleep help: My snooze button is helping me get rem sleep?** I would say so! ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/152 "2010-04-07T12:12:39Z")
\*\* Hey! Eight slices to a fucking pizza, please! My unique way of cutting pizza \*\* Uhh, eight is pretty common actually … ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/153 "2010-04-07T12:14:07Z")
\*\*Mini-Dopefest near Boston April 12th at 6:30PM in Framingham I just got stood up \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/154 "2010-04-07T13:01:40Z")
\*\*Poll: The issue with centaurs… Husband doesn’t do squat around the house. How should I deal with it? \*\* Have you considered restricting his hay and oats? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/155 "2010-04-07T13:26:42Z")
**Just Chock Full of 'em! US school cancels prom to avoid lesbian student bringing a date** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/156 "2010-04-07T13:32:14Z")
Self-Referential: \*\* Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns Just Chock Full of 'em! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/157 "2010-04-07T14:14:28Z")
**Okay, I admit it I miss… Dirty jokes that kill.** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/158 "2010-04-07T16:06:33Z")
**Senegal unveils 50m eyesore in Dakar So… my girlfriend is applying for jobs out of town…** She’s been spotted in Dakar. It sounds like a 50’s horror flick. **Sound barrier doesn’t make sense to me! I need to build a sound-deadening enclosure for my generator.** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/159 "2010-04-07T16:33:05Z")
\*\*I predict a beheading for sorcery Lekatt, you have a brain. \*\* …for now. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532/160 "2010-04-07T20:55:13Z")
**NYC with my ten year old daughter…suggest things to do and see. Just got robbed, now what?** Katz’s Deli, assuming you have any money left. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-time-for-green-beer-and-leprechauns/532532.md?page=9)