# Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/1 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")
Here’s a new thread for the holidays folks.
**What would antimatter look like?
Nuclear war aftermath…**
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2010, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/2 "2010-11-19T23:36:33Z")
**The worst thing someone could say about you to your face
Help! My fiance won’t quit bleeding!**
It’s only bad if they’re the one that cut you.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/3 "2010-11-20T00:34:42Z")
\*\* Nuclear war aftermath…
I’m Going to Read the Bible Out Loud, Beginning to End\*\*
Not in _my_ shelter, you’re not.
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/4 "2010-11-20T00:56:00Z")
Across Forums:
**Most Over-the-Top Morality Fable for Children or Teens
The whiny impotent sychophant little impotent bitches in Beijing and the Noble prize**
_Way_ over the top but we get the picture
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2010, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/5 "2010-11-20T08:16:40Z")
Also across forums:
**tomndebb, please explain…
Japanese Tentacle Porn**
Why do you think he is an authority on this subject? :dubious:
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### Author:  [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2010, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/6 "2010-11-20T09:28:28Z")
\*\*One should probably wear gloves when…
Wet and Gusty in Ireland \*\*
Well thanks for stating the obvious, pal!
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### Author:  [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2010, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/7 "2010-11-20T12:03:13Z")
Funny vanity plates you’ve seen lately.
There are some things you just can’t Google.
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### Author:  [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/8 "2010-11-20T15:03:34Z")
**I’m rude and love it; what job can I get that best lets me ‘be myself’ (be rude?)
Sarah Palin: I can beat Obama in 2012**
**A question about the expanding universe.
Reverse Osmosis water filtration under the sink…how long could this feasibly last?**
How long could this feasibly last is good for both.
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### Author:  [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/9 "2010-11-20T18:58:26Z")
**An unsettling coincidence on Google
There are some things you just can’t Google.
Teach me to master the internet**
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/10 "2010-11-20T19:01:05Z")
**Apple Green-Chili Pie With Cheddar Crust and Walnut Streusel
Favorite “fictional” recipes**
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/11 "2010-11-20T22:42:47Z")
**A question about the expanding universe.
Size of the universe?**
I don’t think anybody knows.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2010, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/12 "2010-11-21T05:39:47Z")
From the homepage:
**This Appeared Over My SDMB…
Japanese Tentacle Porn**
Also:
**Japanese Tentacle Porn
Do lobsters scream when put…**
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### Author:  [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2010, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/13 "2010-11-21T05:52:59Z")
\*\*Give me an insight into the motive: pushing an occupied bathroom stall’s door/others not occupied
JFK was shot from the sewer \*\*
I think that answers your question.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2010, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/14 "2010-11-21T05:53:50Z")
**Prince Harry’s future titles
Cars with Clothes Racks**
That’s _Lord_ Cars with Clothes Racks. He will also be Duke of Closet Space and King of the Loo.
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### Author:  [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2010, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/15 "2010-11-21T11:47:24Z")
**When I was little I thought…
Aw what the hell. Baby pics!**
It’s just for shits and giggles, then I did.🙂
**What is an airing cupboard?
[Missingmoney.com](http://Missingmoney.com) - found me $336.00**
Don’t forget to check out [Granny’s Old Arm Chair.](http://www.lyrics-p.com/authors/misc-folk/misc-folk-grannys-old-armchair-lyrics.shtml)
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2010, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/16 "2010-11-21T14:09:45Z")
\*\*How Can I Fix My BAD CAT?
Jetpack! No, really!
\*\*
Yup. Step 1, attach BAD CAT to jetpack. Step 2, turn on jetpack. Step 3, profit!
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### Author:  [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/17 "2010-11-21T17:23:06Z")
\*\*One should probably wear gloves when…
Anyone else flush before they finish? \*\*
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/18 "2010-11-21T17:31:22Z")
**News Flash: The "Red Baron " Was Killed By a Bullet From the Ground!
JFK was shot from the sewer
Sequential threads - You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.**
So much shooting, with the bullets and the guns and the screaming and the pain…
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### Author:  [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/19 "2010-11-21T21:36:12Z")
\*\*Assessment test gems: new batch!
keyboard lights up
What made you decide to divorce?
Okay, Now I’m Just Sabotaging Myself\*\*
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/20 "2010-11-22T01:55:29Z")
**What made you decide to divorce?
Lens Implants**
I finally got a good look at my wife…
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