# Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/201 "2010-12-13T15:57:09Z")
\*\*Things to do in Paris during Xmas? Poll: So… have you killed anybody? \*\* I try to avoid the touristy stuff, myself. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/202 "2010-12-13T21:03:43Z")
\*\* How do theists reconcile the supposed immortal consciousness of the soul, with deep sleep? What bodily functions / traits would be a deal-breaker on a date?\*\* Falling into a deep sleep is near the top of the list. **I thought my German final was on Wednesday but it was today Calm down, dude. Have a (picture of a) steak** Can I have a (picture of a) wiener schnitzel instead? ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/203 "2010-12-13T21:40:14Z")
Not quite a sequential thread, more of a hilarious thread title/user name combo, coupled with thread title truncation on the main page: **Were the Founding Fathers…** by **Really Not All That Bright** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/204 "2010-12-14T00:01:25Z")
\*\* I took out my neighbor’s trash… A pig’s clitoris is inside the vagina\*\* Huh, they threw out the best part. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/205 "2010-12-14T04:21:32Z")
**No doctor, I do not have “depression.” Rudest car on the road! So I’m Going To Drive Across The Country By Myself And I’m Going To Die** **John Boehner, Crier of the House? Seriously, what is with all the bitching?** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/206 "2010-12-14T08:49:31Z")
**My girlfriend is secretly trying to turn me into a cat-lover. We can haz railgun?** Looks like she’s succeeded. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/207 "2010-12-14T12:51:28Z")
\*\*Spanish and US governments conspired to squash prosecution of soldiers who killed Reuters journalist Capt. Ridley’s Shooting Party \*\* Title and user name ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/208 "2010-12-14T14:30:24Z")
**I’m visiting Nuremburg (Germany) in December. What to see/do? Ever put action figures in the Nativity scene?** It’s more fun to do this at the Vatican. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/209 "2010-12-14T14:50:37Z")
\*\*John Wayne would have kicked Chuck Norris’s ass Anyone else anxious to see True Grit? \*\* I heard in the original, Wayne kicked Norris’s ass. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/210 "2010-12-14T15:30:15Z")
**How do you prefer to die? Christmas tree, or not?** Depends, I guess. Are we talking impalement? Bludgeoning? Or just having one fall on you? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/211 "2010-12-14T17:30:08Z")
\*\*A possible reason as to why we have not found any extra-terrestrials Why is O’Hare so uniquely screwed up? \*\* They’re all in “Lost Luggage” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/212 "2010-12-14T17:32:18Z")
\*\*What separates a good piano player from a great one? Boiled Peanuts \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/213 "2010-12-14T20:19:43Z")
\*\*Essential condiments/seasonings/luxuries for vegan cooks Boiled Peanuts \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/214 "2010-12-14T20:53:50Z")
\*\*I pit guys who ask you to move 1500 miles for them and then dump you Workplace griping, anyone?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/215 "2010-12-14T22:54:58Z")
**Titles with misleading connotations Flat cookies** This is really a coming of age story set in the Czech Republic. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/216 "2010-12-14T23:36:38Z")
\*\*Blackberry problem Potatoes, anyone? \*\* You can’t really substitute one for the other in recipes. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/217 "2010-12-14T23:37:59Z")
\*\*That’s it I am done with movies Casting bias against busty actresses? \*\* Would’ve been better reversed, but you go to war with the sequential threads you have. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/218 "2010-12-15T03:32:12Z")
**Who (or what) were you named after? Nordstrom’s made-to-order shirts?** Huh. And all this time I thought “Long Sleeves” meant you were a Native American. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/219 "2010-12-15T14:00:27Z")
\*\*Teledildonics: So, it apparently exists… I am not looking forward to going to bed \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/220 "2010-12-15T15:35:43Z")
**You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What’s your witty one-liner? Tinfoil? Not likely-** Not bad. Reminds me of the tombstone epitaph: “I TOLD you I wasn’t a hypochondriac”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=12)