# Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/241 "2010-12-17T03:03:33Z")
**And so, as Expected, My Life Prepares to Descend into Hell Yet Again… Is my niece going to get my present?** Not likely. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/242 "2010-12-17T14:16:13Z")
**What should be on your family crest? Librarians: I LOVE 'Em!** You’ll be a big hit at the reference desk. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/243 "2010-12-17T14:24:19Z")
**Could the president, his wife, hit squads, a house member, a senator, and the AG take over America? Come All Ye Secularists** A nice Christmas fable, but Junior just wants to hear about Santa and the reindeer. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/244 "2010-12-17T14:32:04Z")
\*\*Help me make a McCartney best of song list I think I’ve experienced the biggest eyeroll moment in all of film… \*\* Speaking of eyes… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/245 "2010-12-17T14:42:11Z")
\*\* Have you ever been treated for depression? what’s wrong with getting drunk at 2pm \*\* Oh noes. Getting drunk is self-medication. Go to a doctor and get treated with one pill, then a pill to boost the first pill, then four pills for the side effects, then five more for more side efects. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/246 "2010-12-17T18:01:38Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\* Have you ever been treated for depression? > what’s wrong with getting drunk at 2pm \*\* > > Oh noes. Getting drunk is self-medication. Go to a doctor and get treated with one pill, then a pill to boost the first pill, then four pills for the side effects, then five more for more side efects. Ah, I see you HAVE been treated for depression. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/247 "2010-12-18T00:42:14Z")
\*\*Seven years later: 727 from Angola still missing Where did that thread go?\*\* And I can’t find my garage-door opener. What’s going on…? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2010, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/248 "2010-12-18T04:36:27Z")
**You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What’s your witty one-liner? My favorite snowboarding mountain re-opened after 8 years! WOOT!** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/249 "2010-12-18T15:00:04Z")
\*\*How is eve online? EVE online impressions \*\* As good as Rio by Duran Duran ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/250 "2010-12-18T15:58:39Z")
**Germaphobes and hygeine nazis: Why? How do you prefer to die?** Not by having you sneeze all over me, you germ-ridden pustule. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/251 "2010-12-18T18:07:06Z")
**Poll: Good brownies are … Poll: Crayfish, crawfish, crawdads, or mudbugs?** Uh, I’ll just have the cheesecake, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/252 "2010-12-18T18:45:33Z")
**2 dates, then THE TALK, now what? I’m in the process getting scammed… A Jounal of My Breakup because I operate best when thinking outloud.** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/253 "2010-12-18T18:55:10Z")
**What’s so special about a Roomba? Spintronics and Quantum Computers** They’re more sophisticated than I thought. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/254 "2010-12-18T19:10:07Z")
\*\*Sick of takeaway food Parents suing McDonalds over happy meals \*\* Seems like a reason. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/255 "2010-12-18T20:04:08Z")
\*\* The decline of man So I’m Going To Drive Across The Country By Myself And I’m Going To Die\*\* Don’t forget to pick up a Happy Meal at the drive-through. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2010, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/256 "2010-12-18T23:27:08Z")
**What redundant, inferior foods? Your deviled eggs** Well, screw the potluck then. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/257 "2010-12-19T06:54:51Z")
**You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What’s your witty one-liner? Sick of takeaway food** Well, that shouldn’t be a problem any longer. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/258 "2010-12-19T08:40:21Z")
**How will this season of the Office end? Strange actor cameos** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/259 "2010-12-19T16:18:00Z")
**Do you ever tell your pets about the first time you saw them? What’s the problem with using attractive models for this?** Well, they’d be embarassed too. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/260 "2010-12-19T18:27:34Z")
**Heading to CostCo tonight… New dog, and I hope a new love** My, that place really does sell everything! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=14)