# Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/281 "2010-12-21T05:40:53Z")
**First snow in Maine I’m giving away my cat and having second thoughts** No, you’re on the right track. Go down to the pound and adopt three large, warm dogs. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/282 "2010-12-21T07:30:38Z")
**Abortion and child support Can courts dictate how much money parents spend on their kids?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/283 "2010-12-21T13:21:25Z")
\*\*I didn’t make the grade So I have a broken ankle. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/284 "2010-12-21T13:36:07Z")
**I think I’m F** \*ed (holiday to Europe) I just ate a triple Whopper \*\* If you ate a European Whopper, you are truly F\*\*\*ed ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/285 "2010-12-21T14:29:21Z")
**The 4 Most Irresponsible Sex Advice Books of All Time I think I’m F**_ed (holiday to Europe)_\* It wasn’t so bad. The Eiffel Tower photos were a little blurry though. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/286 "2010-12-21T15:02:24Z")
**Dear Husband, I think I’m F**_ed (holiday to Europe)_\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/287 "2010-12-21T15:34:00Z")
\*\*Straight Males and Homosexual Experimentation Please explain your embarrassment to me \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/288 "2010-12-21T15:37:23Z")
\*\*Dear Husband, My boyfriend just broke up with me and I’m heartbroken \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/289 "2010-12-21T16:17:20Z")
\*\* What would real gender equality be like? Abortion and child support \*\* For both genders? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/290 "2010-12-21T16:21:24Z")
\*\*Stranded in airport for a week…with no money. Now what? Ghost raising rituals \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/291 "2010-12-21T16:45:33Z")
\*\*I’m Returning to Modern Music: What’s Goin’ On? FOURTH accident at the Broadway show Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark \*\* Music by Bono and The Edge ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/292 "2010-12-21T17:17:34Z")
**Giving a car to your spouse for Christmas How complicated can a Starbucks order realistically get?** “I’ll have a caramel Frappucino, a slice of reduced-fat coffee cake and a 2011 Ford F-150 pickup truck, blue, hold the floormats.” If they can’t handle that order, I’d go down the street to Seattle’s Best. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/293 "2010-12-21T17:36:53Z")
\*\*I got a letter from my ex-girlfriend…from prison! Why don’t people do crazy things? \*\* Well, that sounds like at least one person did a crazy thing. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/294 "2010-12-21T17:39:22Z")
\*\*Why are pharmaceutical sales staff all attractive women? Menstruating Women \*\* They can’t _all_ be. Not all the time. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/295 "2010-12-21T20:05:19Z")
\*\*I got a letter from my ex-girlfriend…from prison! Dear Husband, \*\* Well, _that’s_ presumptuous. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/296 "2010-12-21T20:11:42Z")
**So, I’m the Godfather. Present? So I have a broken ankle.** Messed with the wrong rival mob family huh? Be grateful it wasn’t something worse. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/297 "2010-12-21T20:38:13Z")
**Have you wrapped your presents yet? If not, check this out Time for another funny cat thread** I’m sure the person getting the wrapped cat won’t find it funny when it explodes out claws raking. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/298 "2010-12-21T20:43:21Z")
**Post to the Straight Dope from a world where Santa Claus is real. I’m no racist, but…** I don’t want toys that any elf touched. Could you please bring clean toys not touched by your dirty little elves. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/299 "2010-12-21T21:44:25Z")
**What are your favorite and least-favorite Vegas-area hotels? How many times have you been to the emergency room?** On the plus side it’s comfy. But it’s expensive, the moaning makes it hard to get a good night’s sleep and there’s no Wi-Fi. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/300 "2010-12-21T22:01:02Z")
**My boyfriend just broke up with me and I’m heartbroken I got a letter from my ex-girlfriend…from prison!** She took it way too hard. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=16)