# Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/301 "2010-12-22T03:22:23Z")
**Poll: Colognes for men Ghost raising rituals** Some colognes stink enough to raise the dead, that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/302 "2010-12-22T03:56:07Z")
**so I have a broken ankle Boston Dopefest** Guess you’ll miss it! ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/303 "2010-12-22T04:04:07Z")
**You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What’s your witty one-liner? Well I Finally Got Scammed Errrrrrr** \*\* I have goblins in my pants, please Straight Dope, tell me a factual answer to getting rid of them. Snarky responses to well-meaning Thread Titles\*\* ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/304 "2010-12-22T07:16:12Z")
**I got a letter from my ex-girlfriend…from prison! What should I do about this?** Well I don’t know, why don’t you start a thread about it? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/305 "2010-12-22T12:33:22Z")
**Should I get me a Scooba floor washing robot? Straight Males and Homosexual Experimentation** Something new for them to see in Emergency. **I’m giving away my cat and having second thoughts Chinese Spam** Chinese Spam may be made of cats instead of pig snouts, but I would just give the cat away. **Seen on a sign My lousy birthday** This is not the way to change that either. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/306 "2010-12-22T12:51:59Z")
\*\*Post about your normal healthy spousal relationship here. Why don’t people do crazy things? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/307 "2010-12-22T13:32:58Z")
**What is your Christmas present to yourself? Living in a motel for a week. What to bring for food.** I suggest some cold mac & cheese. You’ve obviously been a _very_ bad boy. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/308 "2010-12-22T15:00:40Z")
\*\*Any good Nazis? Can I bake a cake in a toaster oven? \*\* It wasn’t cakes that Nazis are known for baking in ovens … ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/309 "2010-12-22T16:40:54Z")
\*\*What is your Christmas present to yourself? Straight Males and Homosexual Experimentation \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/310 "2010-12-22T18:27:36Z")
\*\* Poll: Would you buy a book in the “For Dummies” series? How many times have you been to the emergency room?\*\* I’m guessing that “Performing Your Own Abdominal Surgery For Dummies” didn’t work out too well. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/311 "2010-12-22T20:24:55Z")
**Kid problem – wanna hear it? I am worried about my son’s sexual orientation - need advice** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/312 "2010-12-22T22:42:29Z")
**Bad advice from dopers “Fun Facts” you made up** If you text during the movie you’ll go blind. It’s a fact. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/313 "2010-12-23T00:08:57Z")
**Results of violating linguistic formality Any good Nazis?** The only good grammar Nazi is a dead grammar Nazi, or at least one that’s been whopped with a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/314 "2010-12-23T17:25:27Z")
\*\* Why Are Big Cities in America So Liberal Zionism \*\* Yes, blame the Jewish people for everything! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/315 "2010-12-23T21:17:14Z")
**Anyone here work at Hermes or Louis Vuitton? What dog breed do you recommend?** Labradors. Their pelt makes a lovely water-resistant suitcase fabric, in black, cream or chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/316 "2010-12-23T21:28:08Z")
**"Fun Facts" you made up My boyfriend just broke up with me and I’m heartbroken** That doesn’t sound fun at all. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/317 "2010-12-23T21:43:36Z")
**It’s 2045, and you are going to a 2010 retro party. What to wear, bring, do? left wing oriented falsehoods** That’s going to be kind of hard to depict, innit? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/318 "2010-12-24T01:02:48Z")
**Should I send this email to my boss? Ape domestication** “Dear Boss: We would like to take you shopping for a nice suit so your jacket sleeves aren’t always dragging the ground.” Nuh-uh, I don’t think so. > [@descamisado](#): > > **It’s 2045, and you are going to a 2010 retro party. What to wear, bring, do? > left wing oriented falsehoods** > > That’s going to be kind of hard to depict, innit? You could go wearing a George Bush mask, chewing gum and stumbling and falling down a lot, but that’d get tiresome after awhile. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/319 "2010-12-24T05:46:49Z")
**Planning a Disney vacation Author of pedophile book arrested** Aw, I’m sure he was really looking forward to it. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/320 "2010-12-24T08:41:43Z")
\*\*Should I send this email to my boss? “This stops NOW!” \*\* Dooooo eeeeeet! What’s the worst that can happen? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=17)