# Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![ctnguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@ctnguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ctnguy)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2010, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/341 "2010-12-27T11:05:51Z")
**Have you ever edited Wikipedia?** **"Fun Facts" you made up** Hmm, mabye Britannica _is_ more reliable… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2010, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/342 "2010-12-27T11:52:09Z")
\*\*The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread Why is moving in together supposedly a death sentence for a relationship? Would you kill him/her…? \*\* A death sentence for the relationship \*and \*for your partner! Just don’t go there, kids. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/343 "2010-12-27T16:55:38Z")
\*\*Is it worth trying to fix my van? Why Do Russians Find The Word “Pedestrian” So Amusing? \*\* Better fix the van, if you don’t want a bunch of Russians laughing at you. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/344 "2010-12-27T19:16:39Z")
**What Was The Best Present You GAVE this year? Suing spammers for fun and profit** It’s an ebook I sent everyone I know. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/345 "2010-12-27T23:21:29Z")
**If you attended a Christmas church service this year, how was it? Why don’t people do crazy things?** That’s what you get for going to the Unitarian service. Next time, try the Pentecostalists. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/346 "2010-12-28T05:02:19Z")
Question with four fascinating responses: **What did Santa bring you this year?** [ul] [li] **I got a new job!** [/li][li] **Granddad Hef and his baby bride to be** [/li][li] **Funny kid stories, once again** [/li][li] **Giant Spaceships to attack Earth in Dec 2012** [/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/347 "2010-12-28T14:08:51Z")
\*\* Post about your normal healthy spousal relationship here. We Have Pigeon Eggs\*\* Lots of billing and cooing, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/348 "2010-12-28T15:00:15Z")
\*\* 241543903 Correct me if I’m wrong \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/349 "2010-12-28T15:03:50Z")
**Please help me make a good steak! What’s wrong with Burger King?** Yeah, some people have to get all fancy-schmancy. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/350 "2010-12-28T15:13:45Z")
\*\*What is your favorite facial moisturizer? Cats and meditation \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/351 "2010-12-28T17:49:07Z")
\*\* It was the best of lines… It was the worst of lines… \*\* To paraphrase Dickens ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/352 "2010-12-28T18:26:40Z")
**My new tattoo This is easily my worst Christmas ever.** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/353 "2010-12-28T20:15:16Z")
**What’s your favorite metaphor for what the SDMB is for you? Am I surrounded by stupid sociopaths?** No, actually, very bright sociopaths. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/354 "2010-12-28T23:42:28Z")
**I can’t get Facebook to load with Firefox. Any ideas? Email corruption Outlook 2007 slowed down** It’s obvious you’ve got a virus. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/355 "2010-12-29T01:47:38Z")
**What Was The Best Present You GAVE this year? Putting my cat down today** Glad I’m not on YOUR Christmas list. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/356 "2010-12-29T01:59:24Z")
**Oklahoma man says wife’s death was sex fantasy accident. Romance Tropes.** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/357 "2010-12-29T04:22:11Z")
**It was the best of lines… Oklahoma man says wife’s death was sex fantasy accident** It really IS a good line. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/358 "2010-12-29T07:24:18Z")
\*\*Go to first new post You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What’s your witty one-liner? 241543903 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/359 "2010-12-29T07:28:31Z")
**Put Your Feet in My Hands Am I surrounded by butt ugly pussies?** Clearly you’re new at this. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/360 "2010-12-29T14:23:12Z")
\*\* Tough Titty for Me (An Update; Sort of) \*\* (started by Two Many Cats) \*\* So my cat is trapped under the sink. \*\* Cat threads by Cat people. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=19)