# Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/361 "2010-12-29T14:34:45Z")
**Comforting Passages for a Memorial Service At what point does bread become toast?** As “comforting” goes, it’s better than “He’s toast”, or “Half a loaf is better than none”. Have you considered “He is risen”? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/362 "2010-12-29T18:11:49Z")
\*\*What’s your favorite metaphor for what the SDMB is for you? Comforting Passages for a Memorial Service \*\* You’re confusing it with the CPMS ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/363 "2010-12-29T18:59:51Z")
**So my cat is trapped under the sink. Share your lamest, most disappointing holiday memories** Well, there was the time we had my parents over for Thanksgiving and our old spaniel took a dump under the table holding the turkey and all the trimmings. Memorable though. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/364 "2010-12-29T19:31:22Z")
**Sick of takeaway food Animals eaten young** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/365 "2010-12-29T19:37:02Z")
**Am I surrounded by stupid sociopaths? The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread** Sometimes that is how it feels… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/366 "2010-12-29T19:42:15Z")
\*\*Movie scenes / plots that you’ve never understood Christina Hendricks wants to play Wonder woman Animals eaten young [edited title] McDonald’s axes the Big N’ Tasty \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/367 "2010-12-29T21:36:34Z")
**So my cat is trapped under the sink. Damn you Apple and your vicious, brilliant, decisions** Yeah, like it’s their fault for designing a mouse with legs. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/368 "2010-12-30T13:05:58Z")
\*\*Oklahoma man says wife’s death was sex fantasy accident How do I get my EX Back \*\* Dude. Not cool. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/369 "2010-12-30T14:24:23Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\* Tough Titty for Me (An Update; Sort of) \*\* > (started by Two Many Cats) > \*\* So my cat is trapped under the sink. \*\* > > Cat threads by Cat people. Good one! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/370 "2010-12-30T18:03:48Z")
**What’s Your State (U.S.) Good At? Oklahoma man says wife’s death was sex fantasy accident** ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/371 "2010-12-30T18:17:53Z")
**What is it with giant snow penis sculptures? Nostalgia for the little things** _People are nostalgic for that?_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/372 "2010-12-30T18:50:14Z")
\*\* Oklahoma man says wife’s death was sex fantasy accident Why don’t people do crazy things? \*\* Cause they lead to accidents ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/373 "2010-12-30T19:14:23Z")
**What’s with all the zombie threads recently? What do I do in these cases? Zombie Threads Main Forum page problem Video ads with sound? Zombie Thread Question** The vote for most popular topic is ZOMBIES! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/374 "2010-12-30T20:50:03Z")
**What is it with giant snow penis sculptures? Our “outdoor cat” is missing** Aaaaand…we have another Darwin award winner. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/375 "2010-12-30T21:56:25Z")
\*\*How can a hot towel in a trash can start a fire? how did cooking lobsters create such a great mess? What skillz does one need to operate THE Electric Chair? \*\* Um, I’m actually starting to suspect that you’re not the safest guy to be chair operator anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/376 "2010-12-31T00:17:57Z")
**What Was The Best Present You GAVE this year? Eggs** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/377 "2010-12-31T00:48:55Z")
**What is it with giant snow penis sculptures? 7 Billion by the end of 2011** That’s a lot of snow penises! ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/378 "2010-12-31T12:25:27Z")
Time for a new thread. [Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13303394#post13303394) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=18)