# Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/21 "2010-11-22T04:13:02Z")
**What made you decide to divorce? Funeral Home Etiquette (a bit serious, though)** Divorce? Doesn’t the contract end at that point anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/22 "2010-11-22T16:01:02Z")
\*\*You know all those band names you folks come up with? Fixing Saggy Roof? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/23 "2010-11-22T17:43:39Z")
This one made me laugh out loud just now: \*\* What made you decide to divorce? Stuff you were embarrassed that you didn’t know\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/24 "2010-11-22T17:58:15Z")
\*\* Best indestructible puppy toys? What is this thing?\*\* It may look like a soggy wad of Kleenex, but it was a stuffed raccoon before my Labrador pup got ahold of it. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/25 "2010-11-22T19:15:39Z")
**What time do you eat Thanksgiving dinner? Amazing Race 11/21/10** It is for many people. **Turkey thawing question (need answer fast) Sarah Palin’s Alaska [spoilers]** Alright I won’t thaw it her way. **What is this thing? a cat question** That’s a kitty dingaling. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/26 "2010-11-22T19:17:47Z")
**What do you do for a living? Richard Dawkins reads hate mail** And from the main page: **Are humans meat eaters or vegetarian by nature? Do lobsters scream when put in boiling water?** OK, so that’s one vote for “piscivore” … ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/27 "2010-11-22T23:42:13Z")
**Gay TSA officers allowed to grope same-sex passengers? Friends with Benefits Boundaries? Experiences You Wish You Had at Age 16** I guess some people have oddly specific fantasies as teenagers… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/28 "2010-11-23T00:25:27Z")
**Irritable Bowel Syndrome? Poll: On the crapper: how many wipes?** Many, many, many wipes. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/29 "2010-11-23T00:26:28Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \ and King of the Loo. Aren’t all men? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/30 "2010-11-23T00:45:32Z")
\*\* Happy Hump Day! Share your funny sex stories Sequential threads - You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/31 "2010-11-23T00:48:21Z")
\*\*Deer Season ‘practically a national holiday’; who knew? Sequential threads - You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.\*\* Or, you know, someone else’s. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/32 "2010-11-23T00:54:50Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > \*\*Deer Season ‘practically a national holiday’; who knew? > > Sequential threads - You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.\*\* > > Or, you know, someone else’s. Hah - I just saw them in the opposite order and came in to post. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/33 "2010-11-23T00:58:16Z")
**Stuff you were embarrassed that you didn’t know Enter your 16 digit card number… again (ARG!)** **The Polling feature is enabled. What are you going to do about it? Sarah Palin: I can beat Obama in 2012** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/34 "2010-11-23T03:27:56Z")
**So TSA Really Is An Acronym For … Stuff you were embarrassed that you didn’t know** Maybe in a foreign language. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/35 "2010-11-23T12:16:08Z")
**We Have Pigeon Eggs I have health insurance!!!** Health insurance tops eggs any day. **Where’d your username come from? Spitfire Beer- Good God People!** Ok. Sorry I asked. Calm down. **I just spent 40 minutes soaking my feet in tea Share your lamest, most disappointing holiday memories** So that’s what you do with those gift boxed teas. What a lame gift. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/36 "2010-11-23T14:03:39Z")
\*\*What made you decide to divorce? 10 hour back-up on I-5 iin Seattlle \*\* That’d do it for most couples. Some can barely tolerate a long red light. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/37 "2010-11-23T15:22:27Z")
**Body Scan or Pat Down? Do People Stare At You, And Why Do They Do That?** I look simply fabulous with or without clothes.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/38 "2010-11-23T15:45:02Z")
\*\*Let’s have fun with the TSA this holiday season! I just spent 40 minutes soaking my feet in tea \*\* Soak your _groin_ area in tea and I bet the TSA doesn’t linger there very long. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/39 "2010-11-23T17:04:21Z")
**Prince William to marry Chandra Levy Found?** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/40 "2010-11-23T18:12:38Z")
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