# Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/41 "2010-11-23T18:40:31Z")
**Can anyone explain this light bulb joke? Stuff you were embarrassed that you didn’t know** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/42 "2010-11-23T19:16:22Z")
**Last Day On The Job Silly Little Things That Bring You Joy** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/43 "2010-11-23T21:06:13Z")
\*\*Shows you never thought would make you cry… They cancelled “New Yankee Workshop” … a year ago \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/44 "2010-11-23T21:12:17Z")
**What were my Indian neighbors doing last night? 1960’s era conscription** Is this some weird Indian sex fantasy game? “You play the evil draft board, Ashok, and I’ll be the unwilling draftee.” ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/45 "2010-11-23T21:46:18Z")
**Share your lamest, most disappointing holiday memories** **Stampede Massacre at Phnom Penh Festival** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/46 "2010-11-23T22:30:11Z")
\*\*The truly great threads in SDMB history Poll: On the crapper: how many wipes?\*\* Oh, yeah, that’s an instant classic. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/47 "2010-11-24T00:29:52Z")
**Body Scan or Pat Down? Friends with Benefits Boundaries** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/48 "2010-11-24T00:33:06Z")
**How to grind up lamb finely without food processor Poll: Do you like high heels?** Stilettos do a swell job. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/49 "2010-11-24T05:35:04Z")
**What are you worried about? Christmas music and atheists** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/50 "2010-11-24T14:22:48Z")
**Some motherfucker smashed my car window Are math students really this bad?** The calculus thugs are the worst. “Your money, or the solution to this parametric equation.” ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/51 "2010-11-24T15:00:35Z")
**Why I tend to dislike my family I think I now know what it’s like to makeout with one of those heavy Axe users Ghosts! Secret Rooms! Hidden Treasure! People walled up alive, hundreds of years ago! newslink** It sounds like [Haunted Honeymoon](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091178/). **why is it empowering that a woman have a sex toy but shameful for a man Do you own any firearms?** Men have a gun. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/52 "2010-11-24T15:21:35Z")
\*\* Ghosts! Secret Rooms! Hidden Treasure! People walled up alive, hundreds of years Visiting a Prison-Info please \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/53 "2010-11-24T17:32:43Z")
\*\* Things you think are truly beautiful What is this thing? \*\* Is it Truly Beautiful? ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/54 "2010-11-24T18:33:01Z")
\*\*Laws of Nature. Why I tend to dislike my family \*\* Why? It’s a law. I \*have \*to dislike them. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/55 "2010-11-24T18:37:35Z")
\*\*Stampede Massacre at Phnom Penh Festival How do you prepare for shopping on Black Friday? \*\* Wellllllll … I start by avoiding festivals. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/56 "2010-11-24T19:36:53Z")
**Silly Little Things That Bring You Joy %&\*# my Mom says** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/57 "2010-11-25T02:15:33Z")
\*\* Best indestructible puppy toys? You Spin My Head Right Round, Right Round\*\* The Linda Blair Devil Possession Doll. Instead of squeaking, it projectile vomits when your dog squeezes it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/58 "2010-11-25T02:18:27Z")
\*\* Brits: What are comedians saying about the royal engagement? Anybody ever make scumble/applejack?\*\* Well, it’s more tasteful than joking about William and Kate making toad-in-the-hole. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/59 "2010-11-25T09:20:42Z")
**Happy Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for this year? Bumper cars! (Car crash videos)** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/60 "2010-11-25T09:36:45Z")
**Funny kid stories, once again Ghosts! Secret Rooms! Hidden Treasure! People walled up alive, hundreds of years ago! newslink** Those don’t sound funny at all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=4)