# Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/61 "2010-11-25T09:39:27Z")
**We Have Pigeon Eggs 2010 Secret Santa Exchange When I was little I thought… Those little birds are HUNGRY** So you gave them pigeon eggs to eat? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/62 "2010-11-25T18:11:13Z")
**Happy Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for this year? %&\*# my Mom says** Really. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/63 "2010-11-25T18:33:06Z")
**To rescue a kitten or a stately cat? Best indestructible puppy toys?** A kitten makes a _much_ better toy for a puppy. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/64 "2010-11-25T19:06:35Z")
**Happy Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for this year? Hot men holding kittens (or possibly puppies)** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/65 "2010-11-25T21:50:29Z")
**Laundering a million Do You Feel Bad For Victims of Financial Exploitation?** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/66 "2010-11-26T02:54:25Z")
**So, I’m having LASEK in a couple of weeks… Sequential threads - You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.** (It’s not quite there yet, but so close I couldn’t resist!) Actually, I think the doctor will do it for you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/67 "2010-11-26T02:56:05Z")
**Share your lamest, most disappointing holiday memories Hot men holding kittens (or possibly puppies)** Actually, those would be pretty good holiday memories. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/68 "2010-11-26T03:49:27Z")
**What’s Apple’s ‘official’ excuse for no audible battery low warning? Drinking in France** They \*were \*going to implement it, but Steve Jobs and Jonathan Ive had a bottle of Merlot too many on one of those business trips, and it was kind of forgotten about. ---
**Author:** ![godix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/278dde/32.png) [@godix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/godix)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/69 "2010-11-26T04:03:59Z")
From a different forum: \*\*Hands up you 13 year olds with kids What are we doing wrong? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/70 "2010-11-26T08:34:37Z")
**Obama goes bonkers and… Stomp North Korea on black friday.** 'Bout time. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/71 "2010-11-26T13:17:37Z")
**Do People Stare At You, And Why Do They Do That? Is going bald difficult emotionally?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/72 "2010-11-26T19:21:52Z")
Main page sequential threads: **Was Hitler A Christian? Picture Is Worth How Much?"** [Quite a bit](http://truereligiondebate.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/christian_hitler.jpg), actually. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/73 "2010-11-26T19:35:45Z")
**I finished my book this morning! I’m REALLY awake - An insomniac MMP** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/74 "2010-11-26T23:53:08Z")
**What are you a purist (or not) about? Duck fat** Only the _finest quality_ duck fat is acceptable! **Dammit. A friend is missing. Core Explosion** Damn, I _told_ him not to take that job for the Puppeteers! ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/75 "2010-11-27T04:30:39Z")
\*\*Oddest fetish site I’ve run across Stampede Massacre at Phnom Penh Festival \*\* … yeah. That one wins. \*\*Best Thanksgiving In Years! I finished my book this morning! I can not get over my regrets \*\* The “yay! I’m done this long project! Now what?” feeling is common. **My first Facebook surprise 10 hour back-up on I-5 iin Seattlle** I’m sure people were updating their statuses from their car. **Funny kid stories, once again Silly Little Things That Bring You Joy** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/76 "2010-11-27T05:20:54Z")
**Things you think are truly beautiful Gallbladderless people of the Dope!** Yes, they have that certain glow… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/77 "2010-11-27T05:23:11Z")
**Seeking insight regarding traffic incident How could I make a gag exploding birthday cake?** Road rage is best served cold, I see. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/78 "2010-11-27T16:22:26Z")
**Oddest fetish site I’ve run across Ask the foreclosure lawyer** Kinky. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/79 "2010-11-27T17:43:52Z")
**Portland bomb plot Best Thanksgiving In Years!** Next year, even better! BOOM! Muwahahahahahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/80 "2010-11-27T18:08:16Z")
**Silly Little Things That Bring You Joy I finished my book this morning!** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=5)